Criminal Voyeur Hides Cellphone Up Butt To Escape From Cops

BoingBoing found this story of a cellphone camera voyeur trying to snap pics of a naked gal at a tanning salon before someone called the cops on him. This wouldn't be interesting at all except for the fact that when the cops came, the guy kept denying that he did anything until the cops searched him twice and found a… »6/24/08 9:50pm6/24/08 9:50pm

Air Conditioned Seat Cushion Features The Latest In Eco-Friendly Ass-Cooling Technology

Kuchofuku, the same company that brought us air conditioned shirts, has re-applied their groundbreaking technology in an effort to deliver us from one of the biggest problems facing mankind today. Of course, I am speaking about ass sweat. In fact, their air conditioned seat cushion line can pump up to 170 liters of… »5/28/08 4:30pm5/28/08 4:30pm

Doggy Style Pencil Sharpener Takes One for the Team

We are not sure how we missed this exquisite work of art when our beloved sisters at Jezebel displayed it not long ago, but we're just wondering where on earth such a pencil sharpener might've come from. Is this what it's come to? Certainly this is not how we treat our women here at the Giz. This kind of reminds us of… »12/20/07 10:30am12/20/07 10:30am

Cigarette Extinguisher Design Reaches New Low of Moral Turpitude (NSFW)

Just when we thought we'd seen the most horrible and immoral cigarette extinguisher in the world, one of our best and brightest commenters points out yet another example, built in a similar vein but reaching even lower depths of depravity. Honestly, a butthole ashtray (or is it an asstray)? At least it could have been… »10/19/07 2:30pm10/19/07 2:30pm

'Call Me' Panty Holds That Vibrating Cellphone Close to Her Hot Spot (NSFW)

Ladies, what on earth are you going to do with that cellphone when all you're wearing is a dainty pair of unmentionables? How will you carry it around and still have both hands free? Here's the solution: the Call Me panty, a dual-purpose garment that adds new meaning to the phrase "eagerly awaiting your call." Just… »10/17/07 10:15am10/17/07 10:15am