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palm pre
How to Make a Palm Pre Look Like a Palm Full of Ass
We don't mean a palm full of ass in a good way—when were you not happy when you had a palm full of ass—but a palm full of something really disgusting. Yeah, this thing right here. More »
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By Jason ChenComment by ScubaSteve: Of course, unlike the iPhone, the back is replaceable on the Pre...so he didn't need to send the entire phone... 7 Responses | Other threads
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phone in butt
Criminal Voyeur Hides Cellphone Up Butt To Escape From Cops
BoingBoing found this story of a cellphone camera voyeur trying to snap pics of a naked gal at a tanning salon before someone called the cops on him. This wouldn't be interesting at all except for the fact that when the cops came, the guy kept denying that he did anything until the cops searched him twice and found a cellphone jammed up his rectum. Did the cops confiscate his phone? Did they force him to delete those pics? How many megapixels was the cameraphone? The Smoking Gun coming up short on this one. [Smoking Gun via Boing Boing] -
gadgets
Air Conditioned Seat Cushion Features The Latest In Eco-Friendly Ass-Cooling Technology
Kuchofuku, the same company that brought us air conditioned shirts, has re-applied their groundbreaking technology in an effort to deliver us from one of the biggest problems facing mankind today. Of course, I am speaking about ass sweat. In fact, their air conditioned seat cushion line can pump up to 170 liters of air per minute through the seat using an extraordinarily low amount of electricity in the process. More »
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By Sean FallonComment by Don't take anything aaron8301 says seriously: @karmaghost: Ford puts air-conditioned seats in Lincolns. Although, a new Lincoln costs much more than $100. more » | Other threads
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school supplies
Doggy Style Pencil Sharpener Takes One for the Team
We are not sure how we missed this exquisite work of art when our beloved sisters at Jezebel displayed it not long ago, but we're just wondering where on earth such a pencil sharpener might've come from. Is this what it's come to? Certainly this is not how we treat our women here at the Giz. This kind of reminds us of that obnoxious method of extinguishing cigarettes we discovered last month. Who cares what orifice that pencil's going into? We like our women with heads, thank you very much. Even so, after a search far and wide, our question still remains: Where we can get one of these? [Live Journal]
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Comment by manateemedia: Check [www.irspencilsharpener.com] - looks like they may have them soon more » | Other threads
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asstray
Cigarette Extinguisher Design Reaches New Low of Moral Turpitude (NSFW)
Just when we thought we'd seen the most horrible and immoral cigarette extinguisher in the world, one of our best and brightest commenters points out yet another example, built in a similar vein but reaching even lower depths of depravity. Honestly, a butthole ashtray (or is it an asstray)? At least it could have been designed to accommodate a cigarette in an orifice meant for ingoing objects. Someone's got to put a stop to this immediately. Let's just be thankful there isn't orangeish-brown liquid spewing out of this butt-for-your-butts. The gallery on the next page shows all, but explains nothing (NSFW). [Nodaya]
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Comment by HYPHY like I'm Dolemite: @nincompoop: Excellent play on words! You rule, man! Proppity prop props!!! :D more » | Other threads
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unmentionables
'Call Me' Panty Holds That Vibrating Cellphone Close to Her Hot Spot (NSFW)
Ladies, what on earth are you going to do with that cellphone when all you're wearing is a dainty pair of unmentionables? How will you carry it around and still have both hands free? Here's the solution: the Call Me panty, a dual-purpose garment that adds new meaning to the phrase "eagerly awaiting your call." Just set that handset on vibrate, slip it into the Call Me panty's perfect-sized front pouch, and even telemarketer interruptions will be welcome. Let's take a look at a couple of NSFW videos of these kangaroo-like panties in action, and you get bonus points if you can identify the accent of the sultry camel-toed temptress cooing throughout the steamy demo (NSFW). More » -
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By Haroon MalikComment by Philscbx: It's definitely an anal world. Strange how the word exit never really caught on with certain species. When Monkeys sorta have... more » | Other threads
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go go gadget japan
USB Ass Cooler 2007 Edition
Thanko's usually known for their heating gadgets, but cooling's just heating in reverse. In the case of this USB ass cooler 2007 edition, Thanko's improved on the 2006 edition by making it black and, uh, we're not sure what else. More »
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By Jason ChenComment by dgstan: Umm... I'm not sure it's the ass they want the air blown onto. more » | Other threads
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gadgets
USB Ass Cooler For Your Chair
As if the USB air conditioned shirt wasn't enough, sweaty Japanese peripheral makers felt the need to cool off their sweaty backsides as well. The USB butt cooler goes onto your chair, over the cushion, and flows "cool" air onto your arse via the onboard fan. There's an on/off switch on the cable, which plus into your USB port. More »
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By Jason ChenComment by mofomon: Has anyone really ever thought "man if only I had an ass cooler, that would complete my day"? more » | Other threads
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