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    Astronaut Self-Portrait

    Craigslist Ad Seeks Astronaut for One-Way Mission to Titan

    Buzz Aldrin Double Fists An iPhone And a Blackberry On a Blimp

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    Astronauts Playing Real World Katamari Damacy In Space

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    Sex In Space: When's Someone Gonna Get Freaky in Zero G?

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    The Charms of Soyuz: Blasting Off In a Crazy Russian Rocket
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/23/09

    In reply to Astronaut Self-Portrait

    A 21st Century Escher.
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    11/23/09

    In reply to Astronaut Self-Portrait
    Classic angle used to hide that you're a little overweight.

    I'm sure he lists his body type as "average" too.

    Someone is going to be so let down when they meet up for burritos at Chipotle.
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    Image of Mookyhands Mookyhands
    11/23/09


    @Voyou_Charmant: I hope he remembered to flush his suit before taking this.
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    11/23/09

    @Mookyhands: Sometimes flushing the toilet just has to wait. You can't take an IM reading "Pix Plz" lightly.

    #tips
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    Image of nucwin83 nucwin83
    11/23/09

    In reply to Astronaut Self-Portrait
    So how exactly does the geotagging work on that photo?
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    bornonbord promoted this comment nucwin83 was starred nucwin83 was unstarred
    Image of Joe Stoner Joe Stoner
    11/23/09

    In reply to Astronaut Self-Portrait
    Yo momma so fat, when she takes a myspace angle photo she actually has to go out into space!
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    Image of SysRq SysRq
    11/23/09

    In reply to Astronaut Self-Portrait
    Gives a whole new meaning to "MySpace mirror pic".
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    11/23/09

    In reply to Astronaut Self-Portrait
    Fucking social networking! I swear, everybody is a camwhore nowadays.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    10/10/09

    In reply to Craigslist Ad Seeks Astronaut for One-Way Mission to Titan
    This sounds like the perfect gig for Major Tom.
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    Image of ELPARTO ELPARTO
    10/10/09

    In reply to Craigslist Ad Seeks Astronaut for One-Way Mission to Titan
    I'll do it for $17,000! Two thousand now, and fifteen when we reach Aldera--dah I mean Titan. I will also be providing my own ship, it completed the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs. Perhaps you've heard of it? It's pictured below.
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    Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea® promoted this comment Edited by ELPARTO at 10/10/09 9:11 PM ELPARTO was starred ELPARTO was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/11/09

    @ELPARTO: "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself."
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/10/09

    In reply to Craigslist Ad Seeks Astronaut for One-Way Mission to Titan
    I'll bet folks are dying to take him up on this offer.
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    Image of prometeum prometeum
    10/10/09

    In reply to Craigslist Ad Seeks Astronaut for One-Way Mission to Titan
    Poor Laika, she had the worst death that any creature on this planet could have had.
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    Image of jeffk jeffk
    10/10/09

    @prometeum: Not the worst, of course, but bad and sad.

    We should rename Earth's moon "Laika".
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    Image of Con Seannery Con Seannery
    10/10/09

    @prometeum: Not really...they euthanized her when the conditions in the capsule started getting bad.
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    Image of prometeum prometeum
    10/11/09

    @prometeum: ok, re-reply to myself, as many of you say, she died in a different way... I thought she freezed to death but Laika ended up being fried while re-entrying.

    I suck at history.
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    Image of styfle styfle
    10/10/09

    In reply to Craigslist Ad Seeks Astronaut for One-Way Mission to Titan

    I found an ad on craigslist where a dude was looking for someone to go back in time with him. It said bring your own weapons. Ah, here it is:
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    Image of psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!
    10/10/09

    In reply to Craigslist Ad Seeks Astronaut for One-Way Mission to Titan
    As long as theres paste food and passionfruit flavored TANG onboard...giddy up!
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    10/10/09

    In reply to Craigslist Ad Seeks Astronaut for One-Way Mission to Titan
    You found my ad I see.
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    lostarchitect promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of lostarchitect lostarchitect
    10/10/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: So, do I get the $25,000 before or after?... Oh, wait.
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    Image of mattycakes mattycakes
    10/10/09

    In reply to Craigslist Ad Seeks Astronaut for One-Way Mission to Titan
    I encourage everyone to email this guy, and then repost what their conversations with the man here. Or elsewhere. Either way, how you cannot at least want to converse with the man who could blast you to Jupiter?
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    10/10/09

    @mattycakes: Titan is a moon of Saturn.
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    Image of I Think We're Property I Think We're Property
    10/10/09

    @badhatharry: Yeah, but you pass Jupiter on the way there, right? Gotta get that gravity-slingshot goodness going.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    10/10/09

    @I Think We're Property: Yeah, plus I sound like a douchebag correcting the guy. Titan can be anywhere you want it.
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    Image of mattycakes mattycakes
    10/11/09

    @badhatharry: Damn... I'm a worse fact-checker than Fox News. Thank you badhatharry for reminding/correcting me, and +1 to I Think We're Property and Camo Zombie for being generally awesome.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    10/12/09

    @mattycakes: But, once again, I sound like a know-it-all douche for correcting you. Sorry about that.
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    Image of mattycakes mattycakes
    10/12/09

    @badhatharry: No hard feelings mate, you were doing the right thing.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/10/09

    In reply to Craigslist Ad Seeks Astronaut for One-Way Mission to Titan

    Here's a picture of the craft.
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    Image of Synthfilker Synthfilker
    10/10/09

    @ the guy that built the rocket:

    Hey, dude... even I know you don't put the rocket motors on the pointy end.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/10/09

    @Synthfilker: Retrorockets for directional control.
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    Image of Synthfilker Synthfilker
    10/10/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: What does he need retrorockets for? It's a one-way trip!
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/10/09

    @Synthfilker: Steering. since it's not likely that he'll be using The Force to pilot with.
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    Image of I Think We're Property I Think We're Property
    10/10/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: Not a very robust steering system. Looks really high powered and in only one direction. You notice that the thrusters on things like Apollo involved clusters of tiny thrusters pointed along every axis?
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/11/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: I can't believe only one person realized this was from Salvage-1....
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/11/09

    @I Think We're Property: I guess you didn't notice the ring of smaller thrusters below it, circling the fuselage.
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    Image of Synthfilker Synthfilker
    10/11/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®:

    Retrorockets != maneuvering thrusters

    You steer with thrusters - small rockets that have just enough power to orient the spacecraft. With those, you don't NEED "retrorockets". You just point the ass of the rocket opposite the direction of travel and use the main engine, or your OMS in the case of the shuttle.

    You DO understand there's no aerodynamic flight in space, right? B5, not SW.
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    Edited by Synthfilker at 10/11/09 4:38 PM Synthfilker was starred Synthfilker was unstarred
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