Gizmodo: at the office

Workflow Charts Finally Put to Good Use Show Fundamental Men vs Women Differences

Jesus Diaz — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:20:00 EST

It's Friday. You are the office, watching another Powerpoint by Jimmy, the product development bozo. "Stupid Jimmy," you think, "these are the only three workflow charts we need after this long work week." UPDATED

Now my question is: Is it really this way? Because one of the most delightful, smartest, and sexiest woman I've ever met was drunk after three hours in a bar drinking beer with orange slices in it, while that night I was drunk with cocktails and my drinks matched my shoes. And I pee sitting down. At least at home, because it's more comfy, but that's another story.

Women. Men. TS/TVs. Speak. [Thanks Oscar]

Update: It gets better.

Segway Office Skiing Looks Like a Fun, Potential Lawsuit Source

Jesus Diaz — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 18:00:00 EST

At last, a really useful application for the Segway: Office skiing. Just attach a cable and go. It needs a homemade hoverboard for maximum speed and broken bones, but hopefully that will come soon. [Crunchgear]

Clean Your Leftover Time After Using Microwave, Thanks

Jesus Diaz — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:20:00 EST

I've seen signs in office kitchens asking to clean the microwave oven after using it, but it looks like this one comes from CERN's canteen and there is a physicist with relativity OCD there.

[Dark Roasted Blend]