Yes, yes. The "Force" is just an intergalactic form of scabies, R2 droids are just midgets in trash cans, and the AT-AT's are dinosaurs with armor soldered onto their bodies. What's next, the Death Star was just a plastic sphere hanging from fishing line?
I always assumed that droids, AT vehicles and the sort were all invertebrates. Whatever, glad it wasn't me sitting up there peering out though its antorbital fenestrae.
@Geisrud - MS150 fundraising time!: Noob. Obviously the AT evolved with a very rigid cartilaginous structures under the ankle bones. Perfect for trekking through Hoth's brutal conditions.
@PirateCaptain_GitEmSteveDave: I followed you all the way here because I haven't checked my replies in forever, and HAD to respond to your question:
"BTW, what's your take on Zack and Miri?"
I loved the cast with few exceptions, and the first 30 minutes or so gave me several legitimate chuckles and a guffaw or two. But once it started to get into them actually making the porno...man I just didn't like it that much. Don't get me wrong -- I don't think I'm "above" crass, nasty humor, and feel like there's a time, place, and way to execute it. But this...just...wasn't that to me. I think what bugged me the most was that (1) the MPAA actually let that stuff in there but freaks out over much, much, less in other films and (2) that I felt like we were told we were supposed to give a crap about these characters and how Zach and Miri are going through that whole cliche "We're best friends and I like you, I don't know if you like me, you like me but don't know how you really feel" cycle. Bottom line is that with nasty (sometimes, for me, over the top) humor like shitting all over people's faces, you can't turn around and ask the audience to suddenly become emotionally attached at random intervals. I dunno, maybe I'm just not that big of a Kevin Smith guy (though I really did like Clerks and Clerks 2), but I did not enjoy Zach & Miri at all.
The AT-AT on the top looks like a hunch-backed, skinny-legged old man. The AT-AT on the bottom looks adorable. I think the AT-AT on the top could use the AT-AT on the bottom.
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The armor isn't to protect the AT-AT. It's to keep it restrained.
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Stop ruining my fantasies and dreams!
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I loved movies in the 80's. Dark Crystal (I still haven't seen it all), Labrynth (I'm still scared of Bowie), Willow, Legend.... ahhhh. Memories.
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"BTW, what's your take on Zack and Miri?"
I loved the cast with few exceptions, and the first 30 minutes or so gave me several legitimate chuckles and a guffaw or two. But once it started to get into them actually making the porno...man I just didn't like it that much. Don't get me wrong -- I don't think I'm "above" crass, nasty humor, and feel like there's a time, place, and way to execute it. But this...just...wasn't that to me. I think what bugged me the most was that (1) the MPAA actually let that stuff in there but freaks out over much, much, less in other films and (2) that I felt like we were told we were supposed to give a crap about these characters and how Zach and Miri are going through that whole cliche "We're best friends and I like you, I don't know if you like me, you like me but don't know how you really feel" cycle. Bottom line is that with nasty (sometimes, for me, over the top) humor like shitting all over people's faces, you can't turn around and ask the audience to suddenly become emotionally attached at random intervals. I dunno, maybe I'm just not that big of a Kevin Smith guy (though I really did like Clerks and Clerks 2), but I did not enjoy Zach & Miri at all.
Why do you ask? What was your take?
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02/24/09
"I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y O D A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda"
02/24/09
Vader: TFSU