"Balance on Charlie Sheen" could translate to free money and I still wouldn't push it. OK, there was that one time, but it was a daylight savings day, so that hour didn't actually exist.
So a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away I was on vacation in Ireland. One of the places we stayed at had skeet. While we were shooting the breeze and the clay pigeons we mentioned some of the placed we'd be visiting.
One of the gents running the shoot advised us to be careful in Dublin as the city is plagued by the new crime spree. Naturally we asked what it was all about. In a very serious tone he asked if we ever heard of carjacking. Well we bust out laughing and the bewildered look on this guy's face made it quickly apparent he did not understand our reaction.
"Heard of it? We invented it." we informed him, with a touch of sadness and embarrassment.
Curious, we asked for details knowing that handgun ownership in Ireland was illegal (at that time. Not sure if that still applies now) although citizens can own as many rifles and shotguns as they desire.
He told us that these young hooligans wait at intersections in the city. They target women who are alone in their cars and have the window open. Once stopped at a red light these guys run up to the car and hurtle a rat, mouse or other small animal in the car. The women freak out and quickly exit their cars, after which the guy jumps in and takes off.
We started laughing once again, sides hurting, eyes welling up with tears.
He then asked how it's done in America. We told him, "If you're lucky they just take your car. If you're not lucky, they take your life. Our carjackers use revolvers, not rodents."
The fact that their criminals were not using weapons didn't make it any less serious. Many crooks are, if nothing else, inventive and resourceful.
1- It's a Boa Constrictor, not a python
2- not very dangerous at that size (they only attack what they can eat, unless provoked/scared)
3- I have been bitten by a 10' pet boa and it barely even hurt (although it did scare the crap out of me).
In general, I think there is an unnecessary fear towards snakes that stem from a lack of knowledge.
@Rosa Golijan: Danger wise, nothing. One gives live birth and the other does not but they kill in generally the same way.Also, a 10' boa has a strong enough jaw to break facial bones, I know so. They are just unlikely to strike in such a way.
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@Rosa Golijan: Not much difference honestly- they are both non-venomous constricting snakes- that is that they constrict & suffocate their prey before they eat it.
I guess it would be like mistaking a German Shepherd for a Rottweiler: they are both large dogs with bad reputations, but still considerably different and not nearly as bad as their reputations.
I have had both pythons and a boa constrictor as pets and they are harmless. Yes, they may bite, but that would be the worse of it.
Side note- I am animal friendly and I do not feed my snakes live food (I don't like the idea of any animal being suffocated to death)
"And if there were a little man inside just nabbing people's debit cards, it would have been even funnier."
The salad days are over for Kenny Baker. Short on money, and owing a small fortune to the sharks, he turned to a life of crime.
Many victims said they recognized the beeping sounds coming from the ATM, but couldn't quite place where they'd heard it until it was too late.
i read this article on google wanted to tell somebody here on giz but not sure if im allowed or it would even be picked up. im thinking i have to be a star commenter like gitemsteve to recommend articles.
@Mr_Biggles: Just send your stuff to tips@gizmodo.com
Dunno much on giz, but I know Kotaku are pretty good with accepting tips n crediting you. So you get your 15 seconds of fame too(internet is too fast to dish out the full 15minutes experience)
@deanbmmv: ([k]): Yea i'm always reading articles on just don't tell my boss.. and when i read it i think the guys at giz might find this newsworthy. Thanks for the help Deanbmmv, Scotland, and Zenpoet
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@anexanhume: looks perfectly normal to me...
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One of the gents running the shoot advised us to be careful in Dublin as the city is plagued by the new crime spree. Naturally we asked what it was all about. In a very serious tone he asked if we ever heard of carjacking. Well we bust out laughing and the bewildered look on this guy's face made it quickly apparent he did not understand our reaction.
"Heard of it? We invented it." we informed him, with a touch of sadness and embarrassment.
Curious, we asked for details knowing that handgun ownership in Ireland was illegal (at that time. Not sure if that still applies now) although citizens can own as many rifles and shotguns as they desire.
He told us that these young hooligans wait at intersections in the city. They target women who are alone in their cars and have the window open. Once stopped at a red light these guys run up to the car and hurtle a rat, mouse or other small animal in the car. The women freak out and quickly exit their cars, after which the guy jumps in and takes off.
We started laughing once again, sides hurting, eyes welling up with tears.
He then asked how it's done in America. We told him, "If you're lucky they just take your car. If you're not lucky, they take your life. Our carjackers use revolvers, not rodents."
The fact that their criminals were not using weapons didn't make it any less serious. Many crooks are, if nothing else, inventive and resourceful.
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2- not very dangerous at that size (they only attack what they can eat, unless provoked/scared)
3- I have been bitten by a 10' pet boa and it barely even hurt (although it did scare the crap out of me).
In general, I think there is an unnecessary fear towards snakes that stem from a lack of knowledge.
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Out of genuine curiosity, what are the differences?
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I guess it would be like mistaking a German Shepherd for a Rottweiler: they are both large dogs with bad reputations, but still considerably different and not nearly as bad as their reputations.
I have had both pythons and a boa constrictor as pets and they are harmless. Yes, they may bite, but that would be the worse of it.
Side note- I am animal friendly and I do not feed my snakes live food (I don't like the idea of any animal being suffocated to death)
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The salad days are over for Kenny Baker. Short on money, and owing a small fortune to the sharks, he turned to a life of crime.
Many victims said they recognized the beeping sounds coming from the ATM, but couldn't quite place where they'd heard it until it was too late.
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Dunno much on giz, but I know Kotaku are pretty good with accepting tips n crediting you. So you get your 15 seconds of fame too(internet is too fast to dish out the full 15minutes experience)
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Pay no attention to that man behind the touchscreen!