(Obviously we'd still post about it.)

In a wave of intellectual heat generated by a combination of her brain and our story on this NES mouse, Jeri from fatmanandcircuitgirl.com dual-invented what may be the ultimate pair of geek mice. While the webcam feed does little to capture the beauty of either device, rumor has it that SLR cameras melted under the blinding glow of this double-optical-Holy-Grail.

Now, we'd never take full credit for someone else's genius, but THANK GOD we were here to post that NES concept mouse, thereby causing the mental chain reaction necessary to make the real NES mouse exist today. (Shh, this one from 2007 never happened, people.) It's OK, a hero needs no thanks. [The FatMan and Circuit girl via adafruit]

Seriously. Short of the DJ/rave scene these cans might have trouble finding a home. The price isn't too bad at $80 for the Tank model, $50 for the Matador, but I go blind just thinking about them. The Tank includes an extra cable with a microphone for answering calls, so there's that to consider on your way to that abandoned meat packing warehouse on the city limits.

The looks you'll get because you're wearing these for attention are priceless, however. [Aerial7 via Chip Chick via Coolest Gadgets]