Today we celebrate the unsung hero of the trade show, the creepy guy who stops at nothing to acquire the perfect shot of a girl who probably hates him.
CES, it takes a toll on you. Sometimes, you need a break. So Jason, Mark and I decided that on the last day of CES, we'd also go check out AVN, the NSFW porn convention that happens at the same time as CES. I was kind of apprehensive at first, as I thought I would get grossed out and feel uncomfortable with the…
Mark, Chen and I just got out of AVN. We're making a video. This is an actual receipt I got for one of the services I paid for at AVN for use in our video. I need to expense this now. I'm sorry Blam, I really am. Stay tuned for the video, it's sure to make you think even less of me, if that's even possible.
Give it a minute.
Marketed as the world's first multi-speed waterproof massage glove, the Fukuoku
should be used to give yourself or someone you know a nice, thorough massage. At the porn convention, however, all bets were off and the glove was used by this crazy old man to harass random passersby. We could use this after a week on…
The OhMiBod iPod vibrator first made an impact last summer but we were able to get a hands-on this past week. To recap, it's a vibrator ("marital aide") that vibrates in sync with the music being played on an iPod. Once you ignore the fact that it's, you know, a vibrator and actually appreciate the underlying…
Just down the Las Vegas strip from the main CES convention center this week is the porn convention and Gizmodo went over there to check out all the latest technological innovations. One thing that caught our eye was the Rimba Electrosex Power Box 880, a device that causes pleasurable feelings by contracting…
I guess royalties from Short Circuit aren't what they used to be. Still, it's good to know that b-list former Robot Child Stars can still get a little action.
If you thought CES was the only expo giving away freebies this week, you were wrong. A short scouring of the Adult Entertainment Expo yielded a mound of goodies, most of which you (can't) see above. You'll find a full breakdown and uncensored goodness after the jump.
Sometimes the simplest explanations are the best.
"Honey, what are you doing in there?"
"Brushing my teeth."
"But you wear dentures!"
It can get confusing sometimes.
The Adult Entertainment Expo begins tomorrow and you know we will be there covering all of the sick and twisted gadgets available for the adult industry. We'll try our hardest to keep it work-safe, but if you need even more coverage of AEE and the AVN awards, go check out our blogging cohorts, Fleshbot (very NWS).
AVN IMterview: Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD
CES overlaps with the adult entertainment expo here in Vegas, so I figured you would want a peek at some of the cool "adult" gadgets featured at the show. The classic Clone-A-Willy allows you to make a copy of your Johnson, and with the optional motor you can even turn it into a vibrator. The latest version is the…