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    iPhone App Interprets Babies' Tears While Excusing Pathetic Parenting

    Todder-Sized Robotic Chairs Help Kids With Disabilities Get Around

    Air Protect Baby Seat Is Strong Enough to Take a Punch

    3 Year-Old Russian Superbaby Can Operate Heavy Machinery

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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    11/06/09

    In reply to iPhone App Interprets Babies' Tears While Excusing Pathetic Parenting
    "Your dog wants a steak." #crytranslatoriphoneapp
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/06/09

    In reply to iPhone App Interprets Babies' Tears While Excusing Pathetic Parenting
    As a parent, most times you already know why they are crying, so I cant see this as being worth $30 unless youre a babysitter with no clue about babies. #crytranslatoriphoneapp
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    11/06/09

    In reply to iPhone App Interprets Babies' Tears While Excusing Pathetic Parenting
    Wow, do they have one of these apps to interpret what girlfriends are really upset about when they're arguing? Cause I'm more lost in that category. #crytranslatoriphoneapp
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    11/06/09

    @seapathac: Try active listening techniques. They seriously do work. #crytranslatoriphoneapp
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    11/06/09

    In reply to iPhone App Interprets Babies' Tears While Excusing Pathetic Parenting
    Puh-leeze. This is hardly a helpful app. When this app can automatically dispense food when it detects hunger or carry my child to the crib when it detects sleepiness, then maybe you can get my $30.

    I'm sorry, but telling me what my infant is saying does me no good if I still have to actually parent or something.

    Side note: #RosaRocks #crytranslatoriphoneapp
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    11/06/09

    In reply to iPhone App Interprets Babies' Tears While Excusing Pathetic Parenting
    This app demeans us both #crytranslatoriphoneapp
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    11/06/09

    In reply to iPhone App Interprets Babies' Tears While Excusing Pathetic Parenting

    Is this the guy who made the app? #crytranslatoriphoneapp
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    06/29/09

    In reply to Air Protect Baby Seat Is Strong Enough to Take a Punch
    So the technology that could have saved Dale Earnhart Sr. is now available for toddlers? Just slap a 3 or 8 on it, and it will sell like hotcakes.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/29/09

    @WBRBMGESD: "The Baby in Black"
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    06/29/09

    In reply to Air Protect Baby Seat Is Strong Enough to Take a Punch
    @92BuickLeSabre: @inspiredEpic: @Dallifornia: Dear Wilson Rothman. Please God never let any Giz commenters near your infant.


    That is all.

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    06/29/09

    @tehsquish - Still plays Ultima Online: Seconded.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/29/09

    Totally unfair.


    Little kids love hanging out with me...for at least 45 seconds if not up to a full minute!


    And probably longer, but that's usually the point when one of my friends elbows me in the throat and catches the baby on the way back down.

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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    06/29/09

    In reply to Air Protect Baby Seat Is Strong Enough to Take a Punch
    And I've had good results with Safety1st seats with my godson and his cousin. I would cart those hellians around with me everywhere at one point.


    I mean, sure, Graco is all fancy and stuff but Safety1st has come a long way in the past few years.

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    06/29/09

    In reply to Air Protect Baby Seat Is Strong Enough to Take a Punch
    This will also prevent that "slumped over drunk" look that results when a child falls asleep in a car seat.


    Not enough reaching back and pushing them back up in the can prevent it. Poor little things. Heads are just way too big and topple them right over.

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    06/29/09

    *in the world
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    Image of CaptainHoratioMcCallister CaptainHoratioMcCallister
    06/29/09

    In reply to Air Protect Baby Seat Is Strong Enough to Take a Punch
    When I was a kid, not long ago mind you, we had metal merry-go-rounds, metal slides, and wooden play structures, and I turned out just f-f-f-fine. I don't understand all the overprotecting of today's youth, They have destroyed the playground.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/29/09

    @CaptainHoratioMcCallister: Amen.


    When I was little I fell off the back of a swing onto concrete. When I was slightly older I crashed into a concrete wall on a scooter during gym class. And when I was little I fell off the back of a swing onto concrete. When I was slightly older I crashed into a concrete wall on a scooter during gym class. Even when I was little I actually fell off the back of a swing onto concrete. And I turned out just fine.

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    Image of Psychicsword Psychicsword
    06/29/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Except for the fact that you cant seem to not crash into things.


    On a more serious note: when I was younger I went horse back riding and the horse got spooked and ran me into 3 1/4-1/2" branches before I finally fell off. I turned out perfectly fine and managed to remain uninjured.

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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/29/09

    @Psychicsword: Amen.


    When I was little I fell off the back of a swing onto concrete. When I was slightly older I crashed into a concrete wall on a scooter during gym class. And when I was little I fell off the back of a swing onto concrete. When I was slightly older I crashed into a concrete wall on a scooter during gym class. Even when I was little I actually fell off the back of a swing onto concrete. And I turned out just fine.

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    Image of CaptainHoratioMcCallister CaptainHoratioMcCallister
    06/29/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: I see what you did there. It's actually called perseveration, which could mean your mother drank a bit before you were born...
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    06/29/09

    @CaptainHoratioMcCallister: I'm not sure whether you are using "a bit" to modify the amount drunk or how soon it was before I was born.


    Either way, it is incorrect.


    She drank a lot; long, just, and immediately before, during, and after I was born.


    I would think that was apparent. Although I turned out fine. And that's even considering...did I ever tell you about the time I fell on the concrete?

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    06/29/09

    In reply to Air Protect Baby Seat Is Strong Enough to Take a Punch
    Ahhh, but is the baby strong enough to take a punch.


    That my friend is the crucial question.

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    06/29/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: That my friend is not even at the slightest bit funny.


    Ed.

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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/29/09

    @Vivara: Not even a teeny bit?


    Like a little teeny bit?


    Like a little teeny-baby-sized hit...OH, I mean bit! Bit! Teeny-baby-sized bit!


    Goodness, I am so ashamed!


    *swoons*

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    Image of FredicvsMaximvs FredicvsMaximvs
    06/23/09

    In reply to 3 Year-Old Russian Superbaby Can Operate Heavy Machinery
    Eww, baby acumen. Don't breathe this!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    06/23/09

    In reply to 3 Year-Old Russian Superbaby Can Operate Heavy Machinery
    It seems like as long as it doesn't have pedals, and a joystick, he's OK.
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    Image of itchytooth itchytooth
    06/23/09

    In reply to 3 Year-Old Russian Superbaby Can Operate Heavy Machinery
    baby got backhoe
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