Rejoice, the Real Baby JesusPhone Has Cometh

Behold the Baby JesusPhone. And be happy, for He is the one who will bring peace, love, and 1,546 fart applications for all of us in this good Earth. Hallelujah! God bless, god bless. [Thanks Joshua Naudascher] » 12/09/09 10:20pm 12/09/09 10:20pm

GPS Jesus Nabs Christmas Thief

Just before Christmas we learned that a baby Jesus statue in a Bal Harbor Florida nativity scene was being equipped with GPS to ensure that a theft earlier in the month would not be repeated. Apparently, a similarly equipped statue from a nativity in Wellington Florida actually resulted in the arrest of 18-year-old… » 12/27/07 7:00pm 12/27/07 7:00pm