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    iPhone App Interprets Babies' Tears While Excusing Pathetic Parenting

    Remainders - Things We Didn't Post

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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    11/06/09

    In reply to iPhone App Interprets Babies' Tears While Excusing Pathetic Parenting
    "Your dog wants a steak." #crytranslatoriphoneapp
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/06/09

    In reply to iPhone App Interprets Babies' Tears While Excusing Pathetic Parenting
    As a parent, most times you already know why they are crying, so I cant see this as being worth $30 unless youre a babysitter with no clue about babies. #crytranslatoriphoneapp
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    Image of seapathac seapathac
    11/06/09

    In reply to iPhone App Interprets Babies' Tears While Excusing Pathetic Parenting
    Wow, do they have one of these apps to interpret what girlfriends are really upset about when they're arguing? Cause I'm more lost in that category. #crytranslatoriphoneapp
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/06/09

    @seapathac: Try active listening techniques. They seriously do work. #crytranslatoriphoneapp
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    11/06/09

    In reply to iPhone App Interprets Babies' Tears While Excusing Pathetic Parenting
    Puh-leeze. This is hardly a helpful app. When this app can automatically dispense food when it detects hunger or carry my child to the crib when it detects sleepiness, then maybe you can get my $30.

    I'm sorry, but telling me what my infant is saying does me no good if I still have to actually parent or something.

    Side note: #RosaRocks #crytranslatoriphoneapp
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/06/09

    In reply to iPhone App Interprets Babies' Tears While Excusing Pathetic Parenting
    This app demeans us both #crytranslatoriphoneapp
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    Image of Complexified Complexified
    11/06/09

    In reply to iPhone App Interprets Babies' Tears While Excusing Pathetic Parenting

    Is this the guy who made the app? #crytranslatoriphoneapp
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    Image of psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!
    10/17/09

    In reply to Remainders - Things We Didn't Post
    Ah thank goodness the baby came out alive. The mother is going to love him/her even more now. #gizmodoremainders
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    Image of puhsitch puhsitch
    10/17/09

    In reply to Remainders - Things We Didn't Post
    So, is it normal to design subway platforms that slope downward into the train tracks? #gizmodoremainders
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    Image of jakebathman jakebathman
    10/17/09

    @puhsitch: drainage

    and babies #gizmodoremainders
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    Image of ludwigk ludwigk
    10/17/09

    In reply to Remainders - Things We Didn't Post
    There is also the carrying of aromatics out of the beverage through the carbonation, as per the recent articles on champagne bubbles. (e.g. [www.guardian.co.uk]). This only refers to bubbly, but I would be rather surprised if the same principle was not at work in other carbonated beverages. After all, beer and cola are full of aromatics as well. #gizmodoremainders
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    Image of G-Ram G-Ram
    10/17/09

    In reply to Remainders - Things We Didn't Post
    Wait so nobody felt the need to post about the baby nearly dying because it wasn't 'gadget-related' enough for Gizmodo, but you jumped in with a BREAKING article about a balloon flying away? And then posted 5 more articles about the most retarded hoax ever, even though it didn't have any "cellphone-related mayem?" #gizmodoremainders
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    Image of jakebathman jakebathman
    10/17/09

    @G-Ram: the balloon is actually a really cool gadget (er...was). Apparently once it was filled with helium there was a small electrical current applied to parts of the outer skin to help it navigate. I have no idea of the physics of it all (or even if it would work, since this guy is a bit weird as it is) but that's the story.

    Whether or not giz knew that at the time is another thing. I think they just wanted to get a bit more site traffic :) #gizmodoremainders
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    Image of ilovexspin ilovexspin
    10/16/09

    In reply to Remainders - Things We Didn't Post
    Wait so this baby stroller video doesn't end with, "Just kidding, the baby was not actually in the stroller and was hiding in an attic" ? #gizmodoremainders
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    Image of fate47 - Meh. fate47 - Meh.
    10/16/09

    In reply to Remainders - Things We Didn't Post
    Why was Christopher Reeve a butthole? #gizmodoremainders
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    Xeno lives under the light of his shiny star promoted this comment fate47 - Meh. was starred fate47 - Meh. was unstarred
    Image of Xeno Xeno
    10/16/09

    @fate47 - Meh.: Cus' he keeps stealing all the stem cells, durr. #gizmodoremainders
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    Image of fate47 - Meh. fate47 - Meh.
    10/16/09

    @Xeno lives under the light of his shiny star: You mean except for the ones that Peter used to cure his stroke-face? #gizmodoremainders
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    Image of MePerson MePerson
    08/28/09

    In reply to CD Drive Rocks Baby to Sleep
    Well, it looks like we have a competitor for "World's Laziest Dad".
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    Image of RuBBa_cHiKiN: The real question is can it fit in the Batmobile? RuBBa_cHiKiN: The real question is can it fit in the Batmobile?
    08/28/09

    In reply to CD Drive Rocks Baby to Sleep
    "While 1 = 1"
    That thing's gonna run forever. Eventually, that baby's gonna want out.
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    Protector one promoted this comment RuBBa_cHiKiN: The real question is can it fit in the Batmobile? was starred RuBBa_cHiKiN: The real question is can it fit in the Batmobile? was unstarred
    Image of Protector one Protector one
    08/28/09

    @RuBBa_cHiKiN: If he wants out, he just has to adapt the script. Learn2script, lazy babby!
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    Image of antiDesign antiDesign
    08/27/09

    In reply to CD Drive Rocks Baby to Sleep
    fake.
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    Image of das7002 das7002
    08/27/09

    @antiDesign: really how is it fake?
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    08/27/09

    @das7002: It's actually Cygwin, not real linux? XD
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