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    What Doesn't Make a Good Taser Shield? A One-Year-Old
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    05/13/09

    In reply to What Doesn't Make a Good Taser Shield? A One-Year-Old
    If only the person with the taser was Christopher Walken.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    05/13/09

    In reply to What Doesn't Make a Good Taser Shield? A One-Year-Old
    I can not comment on the story, since the hatred I would feel toward this mother would make me foam at the mouth, so let me just say how adorable that picture is.


    In the face of a child I see hope for the world.

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/13/09

    @Curves: It is a disturbing story about a vile woman endangering a defenseless innocent, and your level-headed comment does make me feel a bit uneasy at the way I've been joking.



    CURVES: Making BOSSKEV Feel Shame for His Flippant Attitude

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/13/09

    @bosskev: Still, I must say, what I see in the face of that baby is its own surprise at having dumped a whopping doody.



    BOSSKEV: Quickly Recovering From Short-Lived Shame
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga
    05/13/09

    In reply to What Doesn't Make a Good Taser Shield? A One-Year-Old
    This reminded me of a story where some woman in PA, I believe, used her baby as a club to beat her boyfriend. Damn, I need to find that article.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga
    05/13/09

    @PartOfIMAXConspiracy_GitEmStev...: Found it. [www.google.com]


    Her name was Chytoria Graham, and she hit her BF by swinging/throwing her son at him.

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/13/09

    @PartOfIMAXConspiracy_GitEmStev...: Unfortunately, Ms. Graham was able to parlay her notoriety into a multi-million dollar business venture.


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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/13/09

    In reply to What Doesn't Make a Good Taser Shield? A One-Year-Old
    Wow you all sure do get all sappy and over-protective about babies don't you?


    Remind me never to invite any of you over for a BBQ.

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/13/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Uh...yeah. Could you now clarify by what you said were going to be "baby back ribs"?
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/13/09

    @bosskev: Oh...whoo...sorry, let me clarify, I can see how that would be unclear. Awkward!


    They are simply the top ribs, the ones that connect to the spine, as opposed to the spare ribs, lower down by the belly...of a baby.

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    Image of Mario A. Santos Mario A. Santos
    05/13/09

    In reply to What Doesn't Make a Good Taser Shield? A One-Year-Old
    people like that deserve to die... or at least get their kid(s) taken away and get them fixed.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/13/09

    @Mario A. Santos: "...get their kid(s) taken away and get them fixed."


    I don't recall the article mentioning the kids malfunctioning.

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    Image of Pwnguins Pwnguins
    05/13/09

    @bosskev:

    I hope that's a joke. Please let it be a joke.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/13/09

    @Penguins-R-Us frequents the site OMG Ponies! Frequents- I ...: No joke. Malfunctioning kids are the bane of our country's existence. Indeed it's just a short walk from wobbly-kneed wards to welfare-wanting adults. I say fix 'em while they're young and fix 'em good.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/13/09

    In reply to What Doesn't Make a Good Taser Shield? A One-Year-Old
    * begin movie trailer *


    Announcer (VO)

    "They're back!"


    (cut to baby boy)

    with John Travolta (VO)

    "Hey! Don't tase me, bro'!"


    Announcer (VO)

    "...as America's funniest babies!"


    (cut to baby girl)

    and Kirstie Alley (VO)

    "I may be fat but I'm no shield!"


    Announcer (VO)

    "...in the sequel everybody's been dying for:"


    (both babies wearing lopsided police hats)

    (superimpose title)

    Look Who's Talking Four: Child Protective Services!


    coming Fall 2009 to a multiplex near you


    * end trailer *

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    05/13/09

    In reply to What Doesn't Make a Good Taser Shield? A One-Year-Old
    And people think my proposal for a breeding license is a bad thing.
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    Image of nerve11 nerve11
    05/13/09

    In reply to What Doesn't Make a Good Taser Shield? A One-Year-Old
    Eh? What a stupid woman.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/13/09

    @nerve11: Agreed. Had she simply thrust the baby into the taser and held it there, the taser would have fully discharged, eliminating all threat.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    05/13/09

    @nerve11: Yes - I would have used the baby as a club.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/14/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: Then protect yourself. Make sure you are not using fake baby club knockoffs which could fail at any time. Use only the Ms. Chytoria Graham-approved Genuine Article.






    Disclaimer: NO, of course this logo--which I found on the Web through a random search--has nothing to do with either the infamous Ms. Graham or with using babies as clubs. At least, not to my knowledge.
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    Image of umaukat umaukat
    05/14/09

    @bosskev: Mr bosskev, you must be a very fun person to be around, even when you don't have a keyboard with you!
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/14/09

    @umaukat: Keyboard? That's nuthin'. You should see what I can do with a joystick.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/13/09

    In reply to What Doesn't Make a Good Taser Shield? A One-Year-Old
    Simply shocking.
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    Image of Rockopotamus Rockopotamus
    05/13/09

    @bosskev: Was it a case of battery?
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    Image of Paul Beardfacé Paul Beardfacé
    05/13/09

    @bosskev: Watts shocking?
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    Image of Cordfucious of Tech Clan Cordfucious of Tech Clan
    05/13/09

    @Paul Beardfacé: Joules have to be Kidding me
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/13/09

    @mr.leman, @Paul Beardfacé, @Cordfucious says,, @deliciousburglar: Gentlemen, please. This is not an outlet for you to discharge bad puns. Please conduct yourselves and shield us from such unnecessary static.
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    Image of peregrinefalc0n peregrinefalc0n
    05/13/09

    @bosskev: I rarely ever comment, but i read comments a lot and i just gotta say, LOL... bosskev, have you ever written a book? I'd buy it asap.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/14/09

    @peregrinefalc0n: Wow! I didn't think anybody would be interested in my writing, thank you! In fact, since you ask, I'm working on the third volume of my manifesto. It's called, "My Manifesto". I plan the series to eventually have seven volumes. Well, the initial series anyway, after that, who knows? The sky is the limit.


    Speaking of which, I haven't seen the sky lately. Is it still blue? Not much light gets down here into the bunker.


    Anyway, thanks for your kind words. You've been added to The List.

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    05/14/09

    @bosskev: I am stunned by all this reaction.
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