While chatter between the US Air Force is spoken exclusively in English, communications between their aircrafts' electronic systems is more akin to the United Nations cafeteria—a "dog's breakfast of different datalinks," according to Lt. Gen. William Lord. Since the numerous competing defense contractors tasked with…
Bacon Jello: Part of a Complete (Nightmarish) Breakfast
If you love bacon, but have been looking for a way to enjoy it without its delicious saltiness or crispy texture, Instructable user Canida has put together a thorough, and unsettling, tutorial on how to make a bacon alternative from Jello.
If You Order 1,050 Slices of Bacon, Burger King Will Comply
You don't have to be a doctor to know that eating hundreds of strips of bacon at a time can't possibly be good for your health. A reporter for Japan's Rocket News 24 obviously didn't get that memo. Because he ordered a burger from Burger King with 1,050 slices on top.
The Better Bacon Book: Bacon on Bacon on Bacon on iPad
OpenAirPub consistently puts out the best and most useful cookbooks for the iPad. First they had Speakeasy Cocktails which taught you how to make a drink, then Food52, which was a serious survival guide for holiday cooking and now they done one upped themselves with... bacon. Yes, a cookbook about makin', cravin'…
Shove a Bacon Tampon Up Your Nose and It Will Stop Bleeding
From the Annals of Otology, Rhinology, and Laryngology comes news that fashioning a strip of cured pork into a nasal tampon will help prevent nosebleeds for those suffering from chronic episodes. More specifically, it was used in the "treatment of [a] life-threatening hemorrhage."
The Biggest BLT Ever Weighs a F—-ing Ton. Literally
Because everyone loves bacon. St. Louis's Iron Barley restaurant went after the biggest BLT world record this past week, and they owned it. What resulted was a behemoth of bacon perhaps too much even for Epic Meal Time.
Bacon Ipsum Turns Your Dummy Text Into Yummy Text
Anyone harnesses the written word for a living is eye-bleedingly familiar with lorem ipsum the long string of Latin jibber-jabber that acts as a placeholder until your actual dictional genius shines through. Good news! It's dead. Bacon ipsum killed it.
Breakfast Is Most Delicious Floating at 1000fps
It's getting to the point where I'm not sure there's anything not improved by slow motion. Even one of the most lavish—and most brutally upended—breakfast spreads I've ever seen. Will nobody think of the bacon?
