Do you eat the parsely, or do you not eat the parsely? I don't know what to do and it's ruining what would otherwise be a perfect experience. #baconsunrise
I love bacon, but all these bacon-wannabes are false idols. In the words of a great wise sage, "there's only one thing that tastes like bacon and that's BACON." #mmmvelopes
@OMG! Ponies!: I didn't notice the text under that image when you first shared it. Because it involved bacon I mistakenly assumed it was something you created in a drunken stupor. My apologies. Meat Baby should never see the light of day again...
Adam, I could have used this post yesterday, before I mailed off my entry into the poetry-about-food contest today. What a delicious treat that would have been for the recipient!
I do agree that it's a double-edged sword. If I'm gonna taste bacon, there'd better be some heart-stopping meat to accompany it. #mmmvelopes
@Gordonium: Please, for the love of God, tell me you actually did enter into a poetry-about-food contest. If so, I would like to read this no doubt bacon-themed ode.
If you did not, I demand a bacon-themed poem as restitution. #mmmvelopes
@OCEntertainment: Hells yeah, I entered! Unfortunately, it was not an ode to bacon. But that won't stop me from giving you at least a bacon-themed haiku.
Glorious bacon,
you belong in a golden
refrigerator. #mmmvelopes
You know this is sort of intriguing, but how much faith can I put into the Department of Flavored Mail? We're not even certain if the Bureau of Flavored Wallpapers is on the level. Do the snozberries really taste like snozberries?#mmmvelopes
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BackBacon Mountain #baconsunrise
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@valkilmerisawful: Parsley is for garnish BUT, you can and should eat it. It helps kill mouth odor and of course, it's good for you. #baconsunrise
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I saw above me an endless skyway.
I saw below me a golden valley. #baconsunrise
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From OMG! Ponies!
#bacon #wrongmodo #tips
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I do agree that it's a double-edged sword. If I'm gonna taste bacon, there'd better be some heart-stopping meat to accompany it. #mmmvelopes
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If you did not, I demand a bacon-themed poem as restitution. #mmmvelopes
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Glorious bacon,
you belong in a golden
refrigerator. #mmmvelopes
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Impressive, but not good enough. Nothing lights up a room like the Kevin Bacon Lamp. It's scientifically proven to be six degrees brighter.
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