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You are wandering around a forest one night, when you come across a man silently staring at you, illuminated only by his bacon lamp. What do you do? #baconlamp
I don't know where the obsession with bacon came from on Giz but I absolutely love it haha. Whenever I hear someone say they love bacon I refer them to this site [www.buzzfeed.com]#baconlamp
@Mark Wilson: Don't get me wrong, I love bacon, but I'm not so sure about this. I'm extremely tempted to buy some though. I mean, it's chocolate which is good and bacon which is amazing. #baconlamp
This is displeasing the Bacon gods. Bacon was made for eating, not for display. This lamp is an abomination and must be destroyed. By stomach acid. I will volunteer to be the High Priest of Bacon. #baconlamp
I must agree that pre-baking the bacon is a waste. Since it's still dark early in the morning now, if you used a timer, you could turn the light on to wake you up, and also cook your breakfast.
Also: OMG!Ponies! has really let himself go since the Gizmodo Gallery.
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@GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn: I thought that's what the lamp was for in the first place - as a cooking lamp, like a bacon rotisserie. Needless to say I'm disappointed, and yet inspired to create my own Easy Bac(on) Oven. I think I'll even hook it up to a Clapper. #baconlamp
I tasted the Tac Bac when it came to our office to photograph for the thinkgeek site. It tastes totally fine, nothing weird, preserved or stale about it. It's very much like the pre-cooked bacon you get in a box in the grocery store. Happy nomming!
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Impressive, but not good enough. Nothing lights up a room like the Kevin Bacon Lamp. It's scientifically proven to be six degrees brighter.
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You are wandering around a forest one night, when you come across a man silently staring at you, illuminated only by his bacon lamp. What do you do? #baconlamp
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@PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: : #baconlamp
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A waste of protoplasm holding a waste of bacon illuminated by a waste of electricity. #baconlamp
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Did you mean "Fleshlight?"
-Google about Sausage Flashlight #baconlamp
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We approve. #baconlamp
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Also: OMG!Ponies! has really let himself go since the Gizmodo Gallery.
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This is going straight into the bomb shelter!!
"Oh, say can you seee!!! By the dawns early light....!!!!"
Surprisingly, that entire can only has about 1000 calories. So you'll need *about two* cans to get you through a long day of zombie slaying.
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I can imagine what it will taste like in 10 yrs.
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