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DustyButt™
05/26/09

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When I first scrolled through... I did NOT think that was bacon.

That straight up looks like a used tampon at first glance.

mmm... bacon.
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IN THE FACE!
05/26/09

@DustyButt:

"That straight up looks like a used tampon with racing stripes at first glance."

You'd be surprised how funny everyday statements become when you ad the phrase "with racing stripes"...
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RobotVampire
05/26/09

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Uh, who actually needs a carry case for a shuffle? Some people have too much time on their hands.
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bosskev
05/26/09

@RobotVampire: Then I take it you would not be interested in the optional protective sleeve for the bacon shuffle case? Only an additional $9.95 in a rich maple-brown flavor, it guarantees it will save your bacon case from abrasions.
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Curves
05/26/09

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Fuzzy Bacon scares me.
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bosskev
05/26/09

@Curves: Then never accept an offer for bacon from Ponies! Say "yes" and he'll just pull a strip out from his lint-infested coat pocket.
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DaSRoT
05/26/09

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That is just plain stupid.
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bosskev
05/26/09

@DaSRoT: Hi, DaSRot. See that little half-circular arrow in the bottom right-hand corner of each comment? Use THAT when you want to make a reply to OMG! Ponies!
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IN THE FACE!
05/26/09

@bosskev: Did Ponies crap in your cornflakes this morning or what?
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bosskev
05/26/09

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Despite what some other so-called "leading Gizmodo commenter" might have you believe, this is a perfect Shuffle solution. It is indeed fake bacon which means, not only is it kosher for all occasions, not only is it completely fat-free (I can hear you gym bunnies going "yes!"), but it absolutely and positively is 100% PETA Approved. What more could you want?

So, don't be fooled by decidely inferior bacon-oriented Shuffle cases. Don't be caught smelling like a walking breakfast plate. And most certainly do not be taken in by threats of ham-handed rooster punches. Go with the Fake Bacon (Facon®?) Shuffle Case.

Take it from me, bosskev, you will be glad you did.
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Kaiser-Machead
05/26/09

@bosskev: But, what if I do want to walk around smelling like a breakfast plate?
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bosskev
05/26/09

@Kaiser-Machead: Hang out with the bacon-infused Ponies!
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OMG! Ponies!
05/26/09

@bosskev: Women find my bacon-y smell nigh-irresistible.

Rasher by OMG! Ponies! Available at department stores and fine butcher shops.
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IN THE FACE!
05/26/09

@bosskev: But what if I am looking for a gadget holster that is explicitly NOT peta approved?
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OMG! Ponies!
05/26/09

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If I am going to bacon up my iPod, I will use real actual-factual bacon. Bacon Bits are NOT Ponies-Approved.

If I catch ANYONE using Bacon Bits, Bac-O's, or any artificial bacon-flavored food product (even if only for iPod use), I will deliver you a cock-punch you won't soon forget.

Trust me - you don't want to be cock-punched with Hulk Hands.
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zsakul2
05/26/09

@OMG! Ponies!: I wouldn't want to be cock punched with The hulks hands.. Then we could talk about your hands....
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GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
05/26/09

@zsakul2: Be careful, Ponies trained under the master:

@OMG! Ponies!: What about NON-artificial bacon bits/crumbles?
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Darascon
05/26/09

@OMG! Ponies!: Does that include the soon to be squeeze bacon?
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Kaiser-Machead
05/26/09

@OMG! Ponies!: While I share your sentiment on artificially-flavored bacon-like products, baconing up any electronics seems like a massive waste of bacon, unless of course, you intend to eat it afterwards.
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Kaiser-Machead
05/26/09

@Darascon: Squeeze bacon is made with real bacon, not that soy-based crap like Bac-O's or Bacon Bits, so it now tops any and all forms of ketchup/catsup, mustard, relish and mayonnaise as the world's most perfect food paste.
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