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    Build-Your-Own Fleshlight: What, No Armpit Option?

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/20/09

    In reply to Build-Your-Own Fleshlight: What, No Armpit Option?
    Just looking at that image makes me want to shove my loose change in the slot..
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    11/20/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: ...nudge nudge, wink wink.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/20/09

    @OCEntertainment: I'm serious. I have an over abundance of change.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/20/09

    In reply to Build-Your-Own Fleshlight: What, No Armpit Option?
    I want to use your armpit as a vagina...
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/20/09

    @Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Oh and... Not work safe lyrics.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/20/09

    @Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: I believe that practice is called "Bag Piping".
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/20/09

    @Curves: I believe you are correct.
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    Image of tomsomething tomsomething
    11/20/09

    @Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Great, cuz I didn't already hate bagpipes.
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    11/20/09

    In reply to Build-Your-Own Fleshlight: What, No Armpit Option?
    I just had a deeply disturbing mental image of me eating breakfast, and that thing sidling up to me and whispering "Parkay."
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    Image of Bertone77 Bertone77
    11/20/09

    In reply to Build-Your-Own Fleshlight: What, No Armpit Option?
    Wow, just what I needed! Now I can work on sheding my last bit of dependence on resemblance to any real human orifices!
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    Image of elementary elementary
    11/20/09

    @Bertone77: Really, the detatched orifaces are much creepier. I'd have far less qualms penetrating a non descript hole. I mean, this is just a more advanced version of the tried and true sweat sock.
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    Image of spannu spannu
    11/20/09

    In reply to Build-Your-Own Fleshlight: What, No Armpit Option?
    The slot is described as a "stealth" orifice, as opposed to the standard "lady", "mouth", or "butt". Would any ladies care to explain where on their bodies I can find one of these?

    Also, can anyone confirm having had a "whirlwind of pleasure" after the vortex in someone's vagina rips their cock right off?
     Reply
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    11/20/09


    @spannu:
    Oh, that's where the fourth hole is, right there. Right there in the back of the knee.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/20/09

    In reply to Build-Your-Own Fleshlight: What, No Armpit Option?
    The side view makes it look like a pet food dish. I can see a flashlight, but a pet food dish is just plain weird.
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    11/20/09

    @Curves: Yeah, looks like the sample Fleshlight in the photo is custom made for Tattoo on Fantasy Island or Mini-Me from Austin Powers.
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/20/09

    In reply to Build-Your-Own Fleshlight: What, No Armpit Option?
    "Can you only climax when making love to a see-thru coinslot in a blue tube?"

    It's like you're in my head, in my girlfriend's worst nightmares.
     Reply
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/20/09

    In reply to Build-Your-Own Fleshlight: What, No Armpit Option?
    You screwed an ottoman. You're not permitted to call anyone else a weirdo, ottoman screwer.
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    Image of Zinger314 Zinger314
    11/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: But wasn't World War I the Ottoman screwer?

    Hey-yo.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/20/09

    In reply to Build-Your-Own Fleshlight: What, No Armpit Option?
    You mean I can make a sucking chest wound in a zombie's rotting chest as a penetrable fleshlight? Yes!
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    11/20/09

    @Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: I can't figure out if I'm turned on or just need to barf a little...
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    Image of snoop_dizzle snoop_dizzle
    11/20/09

    In reply to Build-Your-Own Fleshlight: What, No Armpit Option?
    Frooch, you are my one-stop-shop for everything that is kinky and weird. ;)
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/20/09

    @snoop_dizzle: Burn?
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    Gordonium was starred Gordonium was unstarred
    Image of snoop_dizzle snoop_dizzle
    11/20/09

    @Gordonium: It's a compliment. I find Frooch's articles to awesomely funny considering the things he has done o_O. And yet, he looks like he is the ultimate ladies man.

    If anything, it's envy :'(
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    Image of jagidrok jagidrok
    11/20/09

    @snoop_dizzle: You gotta show some love to Rosa too. She tries, but after the fleshlight review, it's kind of an unfair race. #RosaGolijan
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    Image of snoop_dizzle snoop_dizzle
    11/20/09

    @jagidrok: Oh Rosa is awesome too. But she isnt as freaky as Frooch. After all, as you say, Frooch did review a fleshlight.
     Reply
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    Image of Crashproof Crashproof
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bacon-Flavored Envelopes: Your Bills Will Now Make You Poor and Fat
    I love bacon, but all these bacon-wannabes are false idols. In the words of a great wise sage, "there's only one thing that tastes like bacon and that's BACON." #mmmvelopes
     Reply
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Bacon-Flavored Envelopes: Your Bills Will Now Make You Poor and Fat
    Adam, I could have used this post yesterday, before I mailed off my entry into the poetry-about-food contest today. What a delicious treat that would have been for the recipient!

    I do agree that it's a double-edged sword. If I'm gonna taste bacon, there'd better be some heart-stopping meat to accompany it. #mmmvelopes
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    11/16/09

    @Gordonium: Please, for the love of God, tell me you actually did enter into a poetry-about-food contest. If so, I would like to read this no doubt bacon-themed ode.

    If you did not, I demand a bacon-themed poem as restitution. #mmmvelopes
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    11/17/09

    @OCEntertainment: Hells yeah, I entered! Unfortunately, it was not an ode to bacon. But that won't stop me from giving you at least a bacon-themed haiku.

    Glorious bacon,
    you belong in a golden
    refrigerator. #mmmvelopes
     Reply
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Bacon-Flavored Envelopes: Your Bills Will Now Make You Poor and Fat
    You know this is sort of intriguing, but how much faith can I put into the Department of Flavored Mail? We're not even certain if the Bureau of Flavored Wallpapers is on the level. Do the snozberries really taste like snozberries? #mmmvelopes
     Reply
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    Image of logruszed logruszed
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Headtime Scalp Massager Relaxes You While Making You Look Like a Moron
    I already have weed for this purpose. #headtime
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    Image of Michai Michai
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Headtime Scalp Massager Relaxes You While Making You Look Like a Moron
    No worse than an Iphone shoved into ones face while walking down the side walk. #headtime
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