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<![CDATA[Massaging Your Face With Ice: As Relaxing as Getting Pegged with a Snowball]]> Two problems with this product: A, cold on your face is not pleasant, as proven by the horribleness of getting whitewashed in the playground. And B, getting your face massaged sounds stupid. No thanks, Ice Face Massage Roller. [CraziestGadgets]

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<![CDATA[I Would Never Sit at This Table]]> Seriously, would anyone? Hundreds of pounds of cathode ray tubes, glass and particle board, dangling inches from your head. The caution tape doesn't inspire confidence, either. Maybe this restaurant would be better off with a flat-panel. [Thanks Matt.]

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<![CDATA[Look Out Facebook: Friendster Is BACK!!!]]> Guys, Facebook is so last week. You know what the new hotness is? Friendster! Hey, stop laughing!

Yes, Friendster is prepping for a big ol' relaunch tomorrow, using a brand new logo and a new slogan, "Connecting Smiles." Hoo boy.

Apparently, they're trying to make it more customizable than Facebook. So...like MySpace? Based on the above video, it looks exactly like Facebook, just with customizable skins and backgrounds, like MySpace. Oh, and it's aimed pretty hard at Asians, as Asia is the only place where the Friendster brand has any cachet these days, apparently.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm deleting my Facebook account tonight in anticipation. I hope all my friends will be waiting for me at Friendster! With any luck, they were too lazy to delete their accounts back when Friendster became totally irrelevant years ago. [Friendster via TechCrunch]

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<![CDATA[Japanese Fluorescent Lamp Fighting: Insane Even Compared to Other Crazy Japanese Things]]> OK, so maybe this ridiculous "sport" isn't a fair representation of Japan as a whole. But holy shit guys, what is the deal with this? Warning: bloody photos ahead.

[Oddity Central via Geekologie via Neatorama]

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<![CDATA[Girl Smashes Her Boyfriend's Xbox 360, Clearly in a Great Relationship]]> Nothing says "functional relationship" like destroying someone's property rather than talking things out. I'd like to think this is fake, but this girl has a whole bunch of other videos where she's equally horrible. She's not worth it, buddy.

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<![CDATA[Build-Your-Own Fleshlight: What, No Armpit Option?]]> Now, you can design your own Fleshlight to your exacting specifications. Can you only climax when making love to a see-thru coinslot in a blue tube? Welcome to Pleasure Town, weirdo! [Fleshlight]

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<![CDATA[Bacon-Flavored Envelopes: Your Bills Will Now Make You Poor and Fat]]> Bacon-Flavored Mmmvelopes are envelopes with adhesive that tastes like bacon. So when you seal an envelope, you get the taste of bacon and a deep feeling of emptiness inside yourself. So it's kind of a double-edged sword. [Mmmvelopes via Uncrate]

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<![CDATA[The Headtime Scalp Massager Relaxes You While Making You Look Like a Moron]]> There's no real chance of retaining any dignity while wearing the Headtime scalp massager, a gadget that looks like an oversized bike helmet. And call me crazy, but the inside of this thing kind of scares me.

I mean, I'm sure it does wonders to your scalp while functioning properly, but aren't you worried about your hair getting caught up in any of the moving parts in there? That would be very, very bad. And if you're running around frantically looking for help as this gigantic helmet slowly eats your head, you'll look even crazier. I'll continue to let my scalp exist un-massaged, thanks very much. [Aving via Engadget]

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<![CDATA[Why Buy a Water Purifier When a Crazy Russian Man Can Make You One?]]> I don't speak Russian, so I don't really get what's going on here, but I think this guy is just filtering water through magnets and millet. I'll stick to a Brita pitcher, thanks. [Webpark.ru via Boing Boing]

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<![CDATA[Student Plans to Mod Old OutRun Cabinet Into a Car]]> This seems dangerous: a crazy student is taking an old OutRun cabinet and plans to turn it into an actual working car that renders on screen what's actually in front of you.

A project of Garnet Hertz of the Pasadena Art Center College of Design, this is a classic OutRun arcade cabinet that's been placed on an EVT America Electric Trike with electric motors that can go up to a whopping 20MPH.

Check out the below video to see a bit more about how this thing will work.

[ConceptLab via Jalopnik]

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<![CDATA[Subway Ad Makes It Look Like the Tunnel Is About to Collapse]]> This freaky subway ad for upcoming disaster porn 2012 is currently up in Rio de Janeiro's subway systems. Get it, it looks like the tunnels have ruptured and are flooding and everybody is about to die! Ha...ha? [Copyranter]

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<![CDATA[Guess Which Country Makes These USB Breast Warmers?]]> Spolier: it's Japan! What other country would produce USB warming pads designed for lovepillows? No other country, that's what. Finally, ladies can work at their desks wearing only their bras in wintertime without worry of cold breasts! [Thanko via TokyoMango]

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<![CDATA[Behold! The Saddest Example of Promotional Convergence Ever!]]> We got this from a PR person in our emails today. The text read as follows:

To help the Windows team prepare for this legendary occasion, Domino's delivers stacks of its American Legends pizzas to Microsoft's headquarters in Redmond the day before the Windows 7 launch.

What?! Holy crap, who are these people who are paid to set stuff like this up? It makes me want to cry.

Also, I'm hungry. Maybe I'll order a pizza.

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<![CDATA[Steampunk Toilet Allows You to Take a Dump on Steampunk]]> Steampunk: I'm over it. And this ridiculous Steampunk Toilet is a good example of why. I mean, come on. [NerdSalad via Technabob]

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<![CDATA[It's Official: I'll Never Go Kite Snowboarding]]> I challenge you to watch this video of a kite boarder being carried seemingly hundreds of feet up into the air without instinctively tightening up your sphincter. I say it's impossible. [Boing Boing]

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<![CDATA[Foreign Airlines Rushing to Offer In-Flight Cell Service; Keep It Out of America, Please]]> Here in America, you need to keep you phone off between takeoff and landing. But on foreign airlines such as Emirates and Ryanair, you're welcome to make calls in-flight. Better them than us.

These airlines have overcome safety concerns that have kept phones off in the air before:

On-board equipment regulates the signals by routing them via satellite to the correct point on the ground. Passengers with standard international roaming service can make or receive calls or text messages just as they would on the ground. They are billed as usual by their cellphone providers.

That's all well and good, but just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. Allowing people to talk on their phones in the air will turn a quiet flight into 6 hours of being trapped next to some guy on a conference call. Luckily, Congress is working towards banning in-flight cellphone use just for that reason. Please, please, please make that happen. In-flight Wi-Fi is amazing, but in-flight cellphone use is the work of the devil. [NY Times]

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<![CDATA[Emo the Emoticon Brings Annoying Animated Gifs Into Meatspace]]> Emoticons are already pretty annoying, but making a physical emoticon that changes expressions based on emoticons in Windows Live Messenger? That's really, really annoying. Keep this thing the hell away from me. [Megagadgets via Random Good Stuff]

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<![CDATA[Japanese Erotic Game Uses Webcam for Boner Detection]]> How's this for a bad idea: Japanese erotic game Love Death 4 is using face tracking and shape detection to add a nice dose of horror to the game's already-questionable content.

There are scant details for how it'll work, and hey, maybe there are other shapes that an erotic game would want to detect other than the shape of a baby's arm holding a crabapple. But I can't think of any.

But hey, maybe this is a good thing! It's innovation! It seems weird now, but when Natal comes out we'll probably be using our boners to reload machine guns in Gears of War 3. [TeaTime via Canned Dogs via Kotaku]

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<![CDATA[Music Industry Wants Royalties From iTunes 30 Second Samples]]> Dear music industry: go fuck yourself.

Music royalty groups ASCAP and BMI are harassing online music stores such as iTunes to pay performance fees not only for the songs that they sell, but for the short clips that they use as previews. You know, the things that entice people to pay for music. They want to be paid for advertisements for their product.

Just how backwards is this industry? How many years can they continue to just not get it in such an extreme way? You would have thought that maybe it would have taken a few years for them to figure out the internet, but we're way beyond that. This entire industry seems to be run by people who don't just not understand the internet, but are aggressive about not understanding the internet. They have their old way of doing business and the old way the world works, and they'll be damned if any new fangled thing like a complete upheaval in the way people acquire and listen to music is going to change that.

It'd almost be funny if the people who were really being harmed by these jackasses weren't the artists. Bands aren't the ones pushing for something that will only end with their best form of advertising being pulled from the iTunes Music Store (because make no mistake, that's what will happen before Apple pays for fucking song clips). It's these royalties idiots, the same people who almost killed off Pandora.

So here's the bottom line, guys: you're doing it wrong. And you've been doing it wrong for a while. You need to figure out a new way of doing business, and that doesn't mean just shifting fees around and charging where you clearly shouldn't be charging. Earn your paychecks, because unlike the bands you purport to be representing, you're still getting them. [CNET via Electronista]

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