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Homerjay is utterly alone.
11/16/09

In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
A quick google search of the 800-number results in some interesting reading. #theeroticaphone
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Pessimippopotamus
11/16/09

In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
Actually, ear full of cleavage feels good. #theeroticaphone
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fuzzymuffins
11/16/09

In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
now if she were only bacon-flavored, we'd have something.... #theeroticaphone
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Gordonium
11/16/09

@fuzzymuffins: There's an app[liable lubricant] for that.

[gizmodo.com] #theeroticaphone
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Kaiser-Machead
11/16/09

In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
Let everyone know you're a cunning linguist, today! #theeroticaphone
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Hiphopopotamus
11/16/09

In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
If this thing can forward calls, I am re-outfitting my office. #theeroticaphone
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Gordonium
11/16/09

In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
So, in 1984, that young exec was bragging to his former frat brothers about how he makes more money than God, spends it all on blow, and has a sweet new boobie-phone.

Anyone else find it ironic that this product can be ordered from a company based out of Mission, Kansas? #theeroticaphone
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Nathan Obbards
11/16/09

In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
I think it'd provide aural sex rather than oral sex.

I'm surprised that it only plugs into the wall and doesn't let you plug-in. #theeroticaphone
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Gordonium
11/16/09

@Nathan Obbards: Hey, at least they didn't go the extra mile for realism and design it to make your ear bloody a few days each month, one way or another.

Y'know, by, like, inexplicably cranking up the volume on you? #theeroticaphone
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Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
03/10/09

In reply to Electrolux Vacuum Ad Pokes Fun at Suicide, Really Does Suck
This one really takes the cake for you, but it was OK to make jokes when people were almost killed when the 70-something man drove through a Mac Store?

You have interesting boundaries as to what is and is not tasteless.
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