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#humor Click here to read Seth Meyers Shows Us All the Ways Technology Makes Life Awkward

Seth Meyers Shows Us All the Ways Technology Makes Life Awkward

In this video, shown before Ballmer took the stage at last night's keynote, SNL head writer and Weekend Update host Seth Meyers introduced him with this little video about all the ways technology has, uh, improved our lives. [CNET] More »
01/07/10
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By Adam Frucci
#ballmer Click here to read Confirmed: Zune Integration Coming in Windows Mobile 7

Confirmed: Zune Integration Coming in Windows Mobile 7

Ballmer just confirmed to Engadget that Zune integration IS coming to Windows Mobile 7, as was implied by these leaked screenshots earlier this year. [Engadget]
10/22/09
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By Jason Chen
#blockquote Click here to read Ballmer: "The Internet Is Not Designed For The iPhone"

Ballmer: "The Internet Is Not Designed For The iPhone"

Is it State the Obvious Day? Steve Ballmer proclaims that the Internet was not designed for a device that wasn't even a glimmer in Steve Jobs' eye when the Internet came to be. More »
10/21/09
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By Rosa Golijan
#windows7 Click here to read PC Makers May Have Too Much Stock, Deals On the Way?

PC Makers May Have Too Much Stock, Deals On the Way?

Sounds like PC makers might have missed Ballmer's call for tempered Windows 7 expectations. There's a chance that they're sitting on a glut of inventory now, is there any hope that excess stock will translate to even better holiday deals? More »
10/17/09
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By Chris Jacob
#steveballmer Click here to read Can You Endure 14 Steve Ballmer Videos Back to Back?

Can You Endure 14 Steve Ballmer Videos Back to Back?

Here's your chance to find out my friends. Oobject has complied 14 examples of Steve Ballmer selling Microsoft with a side order of crazy. Check it out—if you dare. [Oobject]
09/25/09
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By Sean Fallon
#microsoft Click here to read Microsoft's Last Financial Quarter Could've Used a Service Pack

Microsoft's Last Financial Quarter Could've Used a Service Pack

Results for last quarter are in, and with revenues reported well below already cautious estimates, it was a nasty few months for Microsoft. It's almost as if they're sitting on new generations of products in every single space they inhabit. More »
07/23/09
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By John Herrman
#google Click here to read Google Loses Guy Who Caused Steve Ballmer To Throw a Chair

Google Loses Guy Who Caused Steve Ballmer To Throw a Chair

Remember the incident back in 2004 where Steve Ballmer threw a chair across the room when he heard an employee was leaving Microsoft to go to Google? That guy, Mark Lucovsky, is leaving Google for VMWare. More »
07/14/09
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By Jason Chen
#microsoft Click here to read Ballmer Goes Nuts Again, Gets Confused As to What Type of Venue He's At

Ballmer Goes Nuts Again, Gets Confused As to What Type of Venue He's At

Steve Ballmer loves to play a lot of roles at Microsoft, and one that he takes great pleasure in is being a cheerleader to everyone who reports to someone who reports to someone under him. This ain't the right way. More »
07/14/09
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By Jason Chen
#blockquote Click here to read Ballmer Thinks Microsoft's Biggest Mistake is Search

Ballmer Thinks Microsoft's Biggest Mistake is Search

Asked if he could have just one do-over, Ballmer replied, "I would probably say I would start sooner on search." More »
06/19/09
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By Jason Chen
#ballmer Click here to read Microsoft's Ballmer on His Brain

Microsoft's Ballmer on His Brain

Steve Ballmer talks about how fast his brain works and how he needs to do a better job of showing that he's hearing you. More »
05/20/09
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By Jason Chen
#ballmer Click here to read Microsoft's Ballmer On Being Bubbly

Microsoft's Ballmer On Being Bubbly

Here, Ballmer talks about being bubbly, his energy and what type of personality it takes to lead a large organization. More »
05/20/09
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By Jason Chen
#microsoft

Even Steve Ballmer Says to Pay Attention to Microsoft's E3 Announcements

05/08/09
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#ballmer

Ballmer, the Evil Cylon, Finally Revealed

03/23/09
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#steveballmer

Steve Ballmer on Macs vs. PC in the Recession

01/22/09
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#photoshopcontest

56 Situations Steve Ballmer Probably Hasn't Been Seen in Before

Click here to read 56 Situations Steve Ballmer Probably Hasn't Been Seen in Before
For this week's Photoshop Contest, I asked you to use our photos of Ballmer's CES keynote as source material. Man, do you guys love Photoshopping Ballmer. More »
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01/13/09
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By Adam Frucci
#photoshopcontest

Photoshop Steve Ballmer Into a Magical Fantasy World or Horrifying Hellscape

So I stole Wilson's memory card full of pictures from the Steve Ballmer keynote. You know what that means: a Photoshop Contest at Ballmer's expense! More »
01/09/09
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By Adam Frucci
#ces2009

Windows 7 Beta Now Available

01/08/09
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#ces2009

Ballmer's Wacky Text Messages

No silly opening video, but Ballmer did kick off his CES 2009 keynote with a silly string of text messages from his surprisingly sweet WinMo phone. [Ballmer CES 2009 Keynote]
01/07/09
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By Wilson Rothman
#ces2009

Live: Microsoft CES 2009 Keynote Kicks Off The Ballmer Years

Click here to read Live: Microsoft CES 2009 Keynote Kicks Off The Ballmer Years
Here at CES 2009 in Las Vegas, Steve Ballmer has kicked off his speech wearing Bill Gates' old shoes. Was TechCrunch right about the speech's contents? Update: Here's video of the keynote: More »
01/07/09
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By Wilson Rothman
#ces2009

Leak: Everything Microsoft is Announcing at CES

Click here to read Leak: Everything Microsoft is Announcing at CES
TechCrunch has a quick rundown of everything that Steve Ballmer will supposedly be announcing at Microsoft's CES keynote. Surprise (well, not), it's all stuff we already know: More »
01/02/09
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By matt buchanan
#humor

Steve Ballmer Looks Younger, More Handsome In 3G Juice Parody

12/15/08
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