North Korea hates Park Sang-hak, a former citizen and now South Korea resident and activist against the brutal regime of the Kim Jongs. They hate him so much that they sent a killer agent to eliminate him using these James Bond-ish weapons.
Ouchy. Fresh from the company that brought you the Uzi comes the TacPen. Made of high-grade aircraft aluminum, it's got two attachments up top to stab your assailant while gathering his or her DNA. I've got DNA harvesters too. Fingernails.
It's true, just as it's tough to simultaneously enjoy outhouses and Japanese toilets, chances are that you won't dually appreciate both circuit boards and pens.
Korean company Digix has brought out a ballpoint pen with a 1GB flash memory. See it boxed below.