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    Oh My Lord: Banana Injector Fills a Banana with Ice Cream

    Jason Chen and the Time Banana

    Yes, We Have Some Bananas, 'Cause We Saved Them With NANA Saver

    Banokia Banana-Shaped Cellphone Handsfree: Why Is This Real?

    A BananaGuard a Day Keeps the Bruises Away

    Banana Phone!
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    08/31/09

    In reply to Jason Chen and the Time Banana

    Something wrong with that title...
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    Image of Dr. Evil Genius Dr. Evil Genius
    08/25/09

    In reply to Oh My Lord: Banana Injector Fills a Banana with Ice Cream
    Banhammer.

    Meet hhumbert.
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    Curves promoted this comment Dr. Evil Genius was starred Dr. Evil Genius was unstarred
    Image of Curves Curves
    08/25/09

    @Dr. Evil Genius: It COULD have been a mistake, as the rest of his comments dont really appear ban worthy. Lets give him the benefit of the doubt of tech issues this time. (If he does it again we will know for sure and can have a public hanging.)
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    08/25/09

    @Dr. Evil Genius: Don't sell his accomplishments short. Wait, what am I saying?
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    Image of Dr. Evil Genius Dr. Evil Genius
    08/25/09

    @Curves: Yeah... That was a 4-minute mistake... Maybe his computer is in the Twilight Zone...
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    Image of Dr. Evil Genius Dr. Evil Genius
    08/25/09

    @anexanhume: Everything will be okay.
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    Image of fuchikoma fuchikoma
    08/25/09

    In reply to Oh My Lord: Banana Injector Fills a Banana with Ice Cream
    That was invented before Panama Disease basically wiped out the population of Gros Michel bananas, leaving the public eating Cavendish from the '60s onward instead... I wonder what the size difference was between them, and what a good size would be to inject a Cavendish...
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    Edited by fuchikoma at 08/25/09 1:04 PM fuchikoma was starred fuchikoma was unstarred
    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    08/25/09

    In reply to Oh My Lord: Banana Injector Fills a Banana with Ice Cream
    This is vastly superior to the infidels at hostess, who inject the cream in 3 spots along the shaft of the treat.
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    Image of jmeltzer jmeltzer
    08/25/09

    In reply to Oh My Lord: Banana Injector Fills a Banana with Ice Cream

    Usually, when i eat a banana split sunday, i eat around the banana. It's just empty vitamins.
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    Image of SantaBarbaraWahoo SantaBarbaraWahoo
    08/25/09

    In reply to Oh My Lord: Banana Injector Fills a Banana with Ice Cream
    There's always money in the banana stand...
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    Image of jmeltzer jmeltzer
    08/25/09

    @SantaBarbaraWahoo: Yeah, like the guy in the six thousand dollar suit is going to eat a banana filled with ice-cream! Come'on!
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    Image of Dr. Evil Genius Dr. Evil Genius
    08/25/09

    In reply to Oh My Lord: Banana Injector Fills a Banana with Ice Cream
    This in the hands of a woman scorned could instill fear in the heart of any man.
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    SQLGuru promoted this comment Dr. Evil Genius was starred Dr. Evil Genius was unstarred
    Image of SQLGuru SQLGuru
    08/25/09

    @Dr. Evil Genius: Your name is very fitting. I will now be cringing in the corner for the rest of the day until I can get the image of that torture out of my head.
     Reply
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    08/25/09

    In reply to Oh My Lord: Banana Injector Fills a Banana with Ice Cream
    Wilford Brimley had this idea for turkeys, except he just used himself.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/25/09

    In reply to Oh My Lord: Banana Injector Fills a Banana with Ice Cream
    So basically, you're catheterizing a banana.
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    Image of ptkdude ptkdude
    08/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: yeah, this looked really good until your comment. Thanks!
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    08/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Yes, but instead of removing urine, you add ice cream!

    Owwwwwwwwww....sounds painful, but delicious...
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    OMG! Ponies! promoted this comment Bigbadbikernerd was starred Bigbadbikernerd was unstarred
    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/25/09

    @Bigbadbikernerd has learned his lesson: You know, that's a good way to get a UTI.

    And with that, I have now associated banana split sundaes with painful infections. My work here is done!
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    Edited by OMG! Ponies! at 08/25/09 11:32 AM OMG! Ponies! was starred OMG! Ponies! was unstarred
    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/25/09

    @fakejesuzdiaz: You obviously need to go to more "mature" sites. Like ones from Germany.

    You know, the ones where Firefox pops up a window that says "That's it! I've seen a lot of fucked up stuff but that is just too much. If you need to get on the web, I suggest you use Chrome because I'm going to uninstall. Honestly, I don't need this shit in my life."
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    Image of Segador Segador
    08/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Like, literally this shit.
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    Image of secretmanofagent secretmanofagent
    08/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I think it more as a bananema, a banana enema.
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    Image of Spiny Norman Spiny Norman
    08/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Nice, had a catheter put in as a kid. I thought, "You're gonna put that where?" Thanks, I think I'll curl up in the Fetal position now.
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    08/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Or....you have associated painful infections with a delicious banana split.

    I'm a "glass half full" kinda guy...

    Kinda like: I may have lost my star, but at least I'm not banned...
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    Image of tobedetermined tobedetermined
    05/14/09

    In reply to Jason Chen and the Time Banana
    It is scary to read this book review on Amazon:


    The cool thing about this book is the technology within the time banana. It runs OS X and has a neural-net processor.


    What Jason fails to realize is that by toying with the time banana, he is changing the course of modern times.


    Oceans rise. Cities Fall. Hope Survives.

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    Image of EBone EBone
    05/14/09

    @tobedetermined: I think there will be LOTS of interesting Amazon reviews on this by the end of the day.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    05/14/09

    In reply to Jason Chen and the Time Banana
    Tonight...You
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    Image of reddingofish reddingofish
    05/14/09

    In reply to Jason Chen and the Time Banana
    $16.95 Australian dollars still seems like a lot for a kids book. What is an Australian dollar worth these days?
     Reply
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    05/14/09

    @reddingofish: One can of Fosters? A didgeedo solo?
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    Image of frigg frigg
    05/14/09

    In reply to Jason Chen and the Time Banana
    "How To Do Everything With Your iPhone by Jason Chen" translates roughly into "Jason Chen and the Time Banana" in Swedish. Isn't this just the Swedish translation of your book?


    /sent from my Time Banana

     Reply
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    Image of ZaxxonQ.com ZaxxonQ.com
    05/14/09

    In reply to Jason Chen and the Time Banana
    ROFLMAO!!!!!


    Also... are you Jesus? 'Cause you appear to be walking on water. :-P

     Reply
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    05/14/09

    In reply to Jason Chen and the Time Banana
    This is rather inspiring, and I think I'll have to write the adventures of Kaiser-Machead and the Space Kumquat. And then the sequel, OMG PONIES vs. The Avocado.
     Reply
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    05/14/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: GitEmSteveDave and the Jicama of Tomorrow.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/14/09

    @Woooot!-Offing_GitEmSteveDave: i wish to challenge a passion fruit
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    05/14/09

    @Woooot!-Offing_GitEmSteveDave: The trilogy is complete!
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