You know what I want? I want just ONE giant capacity external battery that can serve ALL my devices. I mean, make it so that I can run both my phone and my laptop, not just for hours or even days, but like weeks, man, weeks.
Now I realize this would necessitate a big battery cell, but no problem. Just disguise it within, say, an Abraham Lincoln-style stovepipe hat, or maybe inside a wig like Debbie Harry wore in the original Hairspray (swapping, of course, the bomb with the battery). Add a simple power cable running down your neck and through your sleeve--voila, an elegant and fashion-forward solution if I ever heard of one!
Sure, sure, laugh at me now, clowns, but wait until I end up with the patent and you're all paying the royalties that buy my yacht.
i rather just have one mega-super battery that's built within the form factor of a laptop,and or other electronics, but is also detachable, but that seems like a lot to ask
If I was even considering buying an extra battery/charger for my iphone i would get one that fits around the phone, so i could use the phone without snapping the thing off. But I would never consider buying one in the first place because my iphone has unlimited battery life. Actually it only lasts a few hours but i would rather have a dead phone than look happy to see everyone.
@bpapa9013: when i said "happy to see everyone" i was implying an erection. With the extra battery connected to my phone in my pocket, it would look like I have a boner. Do you have a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I don't get this compulsion to attach a flashlight option to external power supplies for portable devices. Why would I want something else sapping the power instead of the device I am plugging it into? Sure use the built-in flashlight, it's handy. Oh what's that? You need some extra juice to make that emergency phone to get help? Oh sorry, all out of charge but at least you can take comfort in knowing you used the last of that juice to illuminate your surrounds and see the coffin you've been buried alive in.... muuwaahahahahahahahahahahahha!
@bpapa9013: No - he has a Fredo Complex from being Han's older brother and not nearly as successful.
Richard was supposed to take over the smuggling business but he got passed over. "I got passed over, Han! You're my kid brotha, for cryin' out loud! I'm smart! I can smuggle. I'm smart."
Han gave him the Kiss of Death when he found out that Richard tipped Greedo off to him.
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Now I realize this would necessitate a big battery cell, but no problem. Just disguise it within, say, an Abraham Lincoln-style stovepipe hat, or maybe inside a wig like Debbie Harry wore in the original Hairspray (swapping, of course, the bomb with the battery). Add a simple power cable running down your neck and through your sleeve--voila, an elegant and fashion-forward solution if I ever heard of one!
Sure, sure, laugh at me now, clowns, but wait until I end up with the patent and you're all paying the royalties that buy my yacht.
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Nonsensicality rules the DAY! Begone YE mac-tards!
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Jrsy dude on the other hand...
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Richard was supposed to take over the smuggling business but he got passed over. "I got passed over, Han! You're my kid brotha, for cryin' out loud! I'm smart! I can smuggle. I'm smart."
Han gave him the Kiss of Death when he found out that Richard tipped Greedo off to him.
And I don't write fan-fic why?!
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I dunno, it kind of sounds like you do write it...
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[en.wikipedia.org]
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