Of all the ridiculous ways to shuffle off this mortal coil, I think I might just choose the Bacon Bazooka: a three-foot long, battery-operated weapon encased in 15 pounds of piggy goodness. »
Police in Polk County, Florida, have busted a drug gang—leaded by some assclown called Otis "Cowboy" Carden, who was also selling methamphetamine to his mother and brother— that terrified neighbours and customers using the firepower of a fully oiled and operational World War II british rocket launcher.
And although… »
These 6.5" Bazooka "Outdoor Tubbie" speakers are hilarious on numerous levels. First off, they are designed for hunters—which is why they are camouflaged. The idea is to hook them to your ATV roll bar, which I can only presume is useful for those interested in hunting wild game whilst blaring music. »
This is the first time I've seen this massive balloon launching machine that comes in sizes up to 8 feet. It runs on compressed air and can shoot up to 12 water balloons over 300ft. That means you can lay down some cover fire while the rest of your balloon battalion does some perpendicular action and aims for the… »