Gizmodo 
Enter your username and password.
Tip your editors:
tips@gizmodo.com
Editorial Director:
Brian Lam | Email | Twitter
Editor:
Jason Chen
Email | AIM | Twitter
Features Editor:
Wilson Rothman
Email | Twitter
Senior Contributing Editor:
Jesus Diaz
Email | AIM | Twitter
Mark Wilson, Reviews
Email | AIM | Twitter
Contributing Editors:
Matt Buchanan
Email | AIM | Twitter
Adam Frucci
Email | Twitter
Sean Fallon
Email | Twitter
Jack Loftus
Email | Twitter
John Herrman
Email | Twitter
Dan Nosowitz
Email
Chris Mascari
Email
Danny Allen
Email | Twitter
Columnist:
Brendan I. Koerner
Interns:
Don Nguyen
Email
Chris Jacob
Email
Comment Intern:
Nick Ellenoff | Email
Comment Account Questions:
Comments@gizmodo.com
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.
08/24/09
08/24/09
08/24/09
08/24/09
08/23/09
08/23/09
08/23/09
Shark attack and Children under six.
-look it up! :D
08/23/09
08/23/09
Edit: Oops, missed the part about the VHF radio. Sounds like it's not for regular use, though.
08/23/09
08/23/09
The stuff he does and shows you how to do is what makes it worth the watch. I couldn't care less if he had to fly out one night in mexico when I saw him today wade through a half frozen river in the freaking artic circle buck naked.
It takes a big set to do the stuff he has. So I don't think ragging on the guy for how he does a TV show (it's entertainment for christ's sake) is cool.
I wish my career was as cool as that but no, I sit in a damn office underwriting stupid mortgages for people who shouldn't have a house in the first place.
08/23/09
You have two options, walk for another couple of hours to get around a waterfall or try to climb up/down it. A sane person would try to go around.
He throws himself down a steep hill with big rolling rocks running as fast as he can to gain ground quicker. 20 minutes later he stresses how dangerous it would be to brake a limb with no help in sight.
Don't get me wrong, it's entertaining as hell but I would rather take pointers from "Survivor Man" than Bear when it comes to surviving in a real life situation.
08/23/09
08/23/09
So I would say this is more like Man vs. Wild.
08/23/09
Both shows are about survival techniques for the environment that they're placed in. Survivorman may seem more specialized because some of his episodes have been in very extreme locations.
The big difference between the two is that Les Stroud is out by himself (most of the time) while Bear Grylls has a crew with him.
Since according to the National Geographic website, Ed is out there by himself, I'd say it's more like Survivorman than Man vs. Wild.
08/23/09
08/23/09
08/24/09
Come back, Les!
02/26/09
02/26/09
02/26/09
02/26/09
I like it.
02/26/09
02/26/09
Baloo thanks you for it
02/26/09
02/26/09
02/26/09
02/26/09
02/26/09
02/26/09
02/26/09
02/26/09
02/26/09
02/26/09
02/26/09
02/26/09
Haha, or the Fun Facts
-Male polar bears have a 2 foot pecker
-Polar bears are non monogamous creatures meaning they will pound whatever hot piece of bear tale that's in the mood for the doggystyle romp.
-Female polar bears have an extra long next for hardcore skull fukin, wait what….
02/26/09
02/26/09
I can tell you from experience that this is true.
02/26/09
02/26/09
Reminds me of an old Steve Martin SNL sketch:
Steve Martin: If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
If I had two wishes that I could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.. and the second would be for $30 million a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.
You know, if I had three wishes that I could make this holiday season, first, of course, would be for all the children to get together and sing.. the second would be for the $30 million every month to me.. and the third would be for all encompassing power over every living being thing in the entire universe.
And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the kids.. second would be for the $30 million.. the third would be for all the power.. and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina somebody, I can't think of her name, of course my lovely wife could come, too. She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.
Wait a minute, maybe that sex thing should be the first wish! So, if I made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no.. the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who am I kidding! I mean, they're not gonna be able to get all those kids together! I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible! It's more trouble than it's worth! So, we reorganize: here we go. First, the sex - we go with that; second, the money. No! We go with the power second, then the money, and then the kids. Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay.. revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish! And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of peace and harmony. Thank you, everybody.
[snltranscripts.jt.org]
On a sad side note, I wish that one day I will be caught on my cam(s) like these polar bears. I'm going to go cry now.
02/26/09
wat.
02/26/09