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DaWhoLagn
08/19/09

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So, do you think Julia Allison will be pushing the Sony Vaio?
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demidan
08/19/09

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Ashton Kutcher must have a keeper much like a seeing eye dog to get him where he's going; he is dumb as a bag of hair.
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DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
08/19/09

@demidan: what if it's all an act?

Ah, who am I kidding. Ashton Kutcher CAN'T act.
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Noobs-R-Us
08/19/09

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What's with all the manwhores?
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DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
08/19/09

@Noobs-R-Us: They knew you was comin' ;)
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Noobs-R-Us
08/19/09

@DeusExMach believes you have his stapler: Oh Snap! Biatch pulleese...
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armyofchuckness
08/19/09

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I see your Justin Long and raise you Verizon Guy.
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DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
08/19/09

@armyofchuckness: I see your Verizon guy and say "NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!"
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ecoceoc
08/19/09

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what happen to the " you're getting a dell. dude" guy ??
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phunnyballs
08/19/09

@ecoceoc: he got in trouble for drugs
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Gruv
08/19/09

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Wow. You guys sure take your gadget commercials seriously...
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DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
08/19/09

@Gruv: I think I speak for everyone here when I say "Dur."
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TheAlmeida
08/19/09

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I... I don't know how to start, but here I go.

I find the Palm Pre Chick hot. Not just hot, I find her super hot. I'd go on a date with her and walk around hand in hand in a shopping mall. I imagine her with her hair loose and long and slightly curly, wearing a red dress and I go Tom Cruise in Oprah's couch inside my mind. There, I said it.

For anyone who claims to have seen a comment of mine offending her, I was just trying to fit in, the truth is I just find her cute.
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Segador
08/19/09

@TheAlmeida: Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.
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TheAlmeida
08/19/09

@Segador: Hey, don't blame me, by the other comments about her I'm pretty positive I have a problem. But it's like Jerry Seinfeld said:

"... Wherever there's a woman, we have men looking into the situation"
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MostlyHarmless
08/19/09

@TheAlmeida: I've said it before. I find her cute too. Though I am not as much into her as you are :P
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TheAlmeida
08/19/09

@MostlyHarmless: Thanks for the support man, good to see some people agree with me
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winkerVsbecks
08/19/09

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How about the Nokia EVP Tero Ojanperä. Just looking at him makes me feel bad to have ever been born.

Did i mention....he has a PHD too.
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SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
08/19/09

@winkerVsbecks: He looks like a gay Schwarzenegger to me. I can almost hear his snob gay Austrian ascent. "GET OOOOOUT!"
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Maxx Craves:
08/19/09

@SewerShark: BINGO that's eet exactly. It's like Arnold crossed with Tim Gunn the gay fashion guru.
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winkerVsbecks
08/19/09

@SewerShark: He's Finnish though.
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Hardcore1
08/19/09

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Uh-oh Gizmodo, I'd take this down right away before you get sued ;)

[www.cnn.com]
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LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
08/19/09

@Hardcore1:

Ok now, by replying to your comment I am raising it up, but honestly here is how it works.

Gizmodo complies their gadget news from all over and AMPLIFIES it.

I don't see any pretty pics on your CNN article.

Then didn't mention the top ten with the gallery. Most people may read other tech sites but they learn about many of the happenings going on from a tech blog's perspective.

This honestly is a one way ticket to get banned because you don't understand the concept of Gizmodo by saying they will get sued. How many other people do you think cover a similar story?

(That is a rhetorical question at the end)
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strider_mt2k
08/19/09

@LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M:
Don't sweat it kiddo. We know what you're saying to the douche.
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AmphetamineCrown
08/19/09

@Hardcore1: B'sides, all the judge said was that Google would have to respond to a subpoena for the blogger's name, not that the model would win against the blogger.
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OMG! Ponies!
08/19/09

@Hardcore1: Hi. I'm OMG! Ponies! You must be new here.

Here's how it works. I call you an asshole on a public forum. For example, I might say to Strider, "You know that asshat, Hardcore1? He's a gaping asshole."

Or I might say in passing to Lindsay "Lay off the douchebag. Hardcore1 is just some asshole who doesn't know better."

Or, were I wealthy and disposed to do so, I might take out a full page ad in The New York Times with your picture and a caption reading, "This waste of perfectly good sperm is the Internet Asshole Of The Month" with a flash-ad proclaiming the same on the NYTimes website.

Upset and litigious, you sue me for libel and/or slander, complaining that I called you an asshole. I move to dismiss (not for summary judgment) on the basis that you failed to state a cause of action upon which relief may be granted because "asshole" is a term of opprobrium and not actionable as a matter of law.

I could also get to feelin' frisky and also move for summary judgment on the basis that my assessment of you being an asshole is true, and therefore, an absolute defense to an action for defamation.

Sorry, but you can't sue someone because they called you an asshole.
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Jack of all Tirades R.O.A.C.H.
08/19/09

@OMG! Ponies!: Well, if that's the case, then let me take my pants off and get comfortable, because we're going to be here for awhile. My A-Hole list is long and extensive.
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SigmundTheSeaMonster
08/19/09

@LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: How about calling them Spokeholes! LOL!
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OMG! Ponies!
08/19/09

@Jack of all Tirades R.O.A.C.H.: Why did you wear pants?

This is the internet. You don't need pants to be on the internet.
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DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
08/19/09

OMG! Ponies!: The Batman of lawyers.
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Hardcore1
08/19/09

@OMG! Ponies!:

I think you all may be mildly retarded. Obviously I was kidding or was the *wink* not enough to indicate that. Did you need the *sarcasm* tag as well?
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TheAlmeida
08/19/09

@Hardcore1: You used a wink emoticon at us, and we're not even chicks, and I don't see a @RosaGolijan in your comment.

I can't wait to see you explain this one to a fucking Suffolk County jury. This is gonna be fucking fun
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GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
08/19/09

@SigmundTheSeaMonster: Hey, I said that first! That's MY word, and you can't use it!
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Gary_7vn
08/19/09

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Not to be an asshole, but there is an enormous amount of irony in Branson destroying the atmosphere so that people can go into "space" to see that atmosphere.

Get it before it's gone I suppose.
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Whydoesthisalwayshappentome
08/19/09

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while we're talking spokesassholes, can I mention the Encyclopedia Brittanica kid?
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Barion
08/19/09

@Whydoesthisalwayshappentome: Oh man, this takes me WAAAAY back. I still have my 1994 edition of the Encyclopedia Britannica, but I haven't cracked open any of the volumes in well over a decade.
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Milkham
08/19/09

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I think you need to come up with a better word than spokesasshole. I've got no objection to profanity but there's no flow to it, no magic.
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Gary_7vn
08/19/09

@Milkham: spokesdick? spokeshole?
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Hardcore1
08/19/09

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When you look up douche on UrbanDictionary, there is a picture of Justin Long. Or at least there will be in a few minutes.
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phunnyballs
08/19/09

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who is in the main image on the homepage now?
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Rosa Golijan
08/19/09

@phunnyballs: That would be Miss Julia Allison, Attention-Whore Extraordinaire and Sony's newest Spokesasshole.
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phunnyballs
08/19/09

@Rosa Golijan: ok thanks, I guess I should have just waited for the update :P but I didnt know if it was supposed to be Catherine Zeta-Jones shooting a commercial or something.
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phunnyballs
08/19/09

@Rosa Golijan: holy crap:
[nonsociety.com]

I didnt know who she was so I had to look her up, but holy crap is she an idiot/annoying
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Rosa Golijan
08/19/09

@phunnyballs: This'll cover it.
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Julia Allison
08/19/09

@phunnyballs: That's not very nice. How would you know the true level of my obnoxiousness?! You're not even one of my ex-boyfriends!
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Xeno
08/19/09

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I like Palm lady! LEAVE PALM LADY ALONE!
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