Crazy Mickey Is an Obese Cowboy Man Who Will Terrify You into Buying Beepers (Updated)Sam Biddle12/09/11 9:22am48EditPromoteGo to permalink What's the opposite of nostalgia? A paralyzing fear of the past? Chrono-nausea? Whatever it is, experience it while watching this video, a depressing strip mall beeper store commercial with a babbling, incoherent little girl. I don't miss you anymore, 90s!