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Kaiser-Machead
01/26/09

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Come on. Single layer format? I require toast like I require ________, in pairs.
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frigg
01/26/09

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A toaster that only makes one piece of toast at a time is an insidious weapon designed to quietly subvert the very fabric of our sandwich-based society.
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KhaiJB
01/26/09

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Anyone for Toast?

Hot buttered toast!

[uk]
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OMG! Ponies!
01/26/09

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The only way to justify the cost is if it will toast your bread with little spool windows on it.

Also, there are some other things that I'm wondering:

If I want darker toast, do I switch it from SP to SLP? Will my bread now have late fees? Will the toaster blink 12:00 endlessly?
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frigg
01/26/09

@OMG! Ponies!: Also, when your toast pops out, there's a little sticker attached to it that says, mysteriously, "be kind, rewind; and by rewind, I mean if you're not going to eat me, scrape off all my exterior toasted bits, rehydrate my remaining bread fragment, and return me to a loosely sealed plastic bag, so that someone else will have the pleausre of transforming my pliable, yeasted, doughy self into a hot rigid board of toasted delight."
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
01/26/09

@OMG! Ponies!: +1
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
01/26/09

@OMG! Ponies!: And only your kid can program it..
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Curves
01/26/09

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One slot? I hope its at least one of the double sized one for 2 slices of toast, otherwise, piece #1 will be cold by the time #2 is done and would have to go back in to re-warm, creating a vicious cycle of cold toast.
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
01/26/09

@Curves: Seems like it's long enough to fit two pieces in the one slot, instead of them sitting separately, side-by-side.
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