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    The Pebro Bench Would Have Been Better as a Seesaw

    The Mist Bench Is Happy To See You

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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Pebro Bench Would Have Been Better as a Seesaw
    Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler... #pebrobench
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Pebro Bench Would Have Been Better as a Seesaw
    Pedo bench?

    Oh pardon my quick entry without reading the rest of the comments. Seems that's been said quite a few times already, imagine that.
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    Edited by Shamoononon: I shave my legs. at 11/16/09 5:51 PM Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Pebro Bench Would Have Been Better as a Seesaw
    So what is the purpose of this, other than to simulate an erect penis when no one sits on it? #pebrobench
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    11/16/09

    In reply to The Pebro Bench Would Have Been Better as a Seesaw
    is anybody else aware of a long, big, red device that moves up or down, depending if people are riding it? great shape btw, just send it right home that these benches are pent up until someone sits on their face. #pebrobench
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    11/16/09


    @firewhisper: Supermarket rocket ship? #pebrobench
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Pebro Bench Would Have Been Better as a Seesaw

    Sorry about the Godwin but this is what I thought of when I first saw it.

    Maybe we can set some up in front of the Reichstag. #pebrobench
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    Image of Duckspwn Duckspwn
    11/16/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I would post a picture of what I thought of when I first saw it, but it would definitely get me banned. #pebrobench
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    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    11/16/09


    @OMG! Ponies!: It's ok, I first read it as Pedo Bench and decided that it needed this.
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    11/16/09

    @Duckspwn: My 'OM NOM NOM NOM' would've been as bannable-
    Aw, crud. #pebrobench
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    Image of Gann Gann
    11/16/09

    @Duckspwn: But it's only erect when you're not around. there's an ex-girlfriend joke in there somewhere... #pebrobench
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    Image of robots199 robots199
    11/16/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Woah there, It did in fact remind me of that but I did not want to post it, simply because it would offend many types of people (Jewish, Homosexual, Gypsies, etc).

    I am in fact offended by the picture, not just because I am jewish, but because that picture is just simply disturbing and a tad bit racist. If you can please remove it, that would be great #pebrobench
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    Image of AmphetamineCrown AmphetamineCrown
    11/16/09

    @robots199: Yes, let's ban history as racist please. #pebrobench
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    Image of robots199 robots199
    11/16/09

    @AmphetamineCrown: I am not banning history, I just find it offensive #pebrobench
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    11/16/09

    @robots199: Easy there, honcho.

    For the record, I'm also Jewish. And the grandson of a German Jewish immigrant who came to America in the early 1930s. He also served in WWII and helped liberate several concentration camps.

    I understand you find it offensive. But this may be more you being sensitive and less me being insensitive. #pebrobench
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    11/16/09

    @robots199: Those that ignore the past are doomed to repeat it. #pebrobench
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    Image of robots199 robots199
    11/21/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Ok, Thanks for understanding.

    When I saw you at giz gallery, something about you made me think that you were jewish... not sure what though
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Pebro Bench Would Have Been Better as a Seesaw
    Pebro? Is that a typo of Pobre? #pebrobench
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Pebro Bench Would Have Been Better as a Seesaw
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    Image of PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Pebro Bench Would Have Been Better as a Seesaw
    I had to take a triple take on that title. I first read Pedro Bench and thought of Napoleon Dynamite, then I read Pedo Bench. I need to go home.... #pebrobench
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    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    11/16/09

    @PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: : I read Pedo Bench too... #pebrobench
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    Image of Complexified Complexified
    11/16/09

    @PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: : @Nathan Obbards: You guys need to lay off 4chan for a while O_o #pebrobench
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    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    11/16/09

    @Complexified: That's the thing, I avoid 4chan like the plague. I've seen it on Reddit and elsewhere and it has, unfortunately, burned itself into my mind. #pebrobench
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    Image of bigbaddaddy bigbaddaddy
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Pebro Bench Would Have Been Better as a Seesaw
    This will not work because the liability lawyers will have a field day. #pebrobench
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    Image of gerrylum gerrylum
    11/16/09

    @bigbaddaddy: Yeah, I can't wait to see some poor kid get catapaulted from one of these things. #pebrobench
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    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    11/16/09

    @gerrylum: I was thinking more along the lines of some 800 pound gorilla sitting on it and squishing a kid under it. #pebrobench
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Pebro Bench Would Have Been Better as a Seesaw
    Well, it certainly makes it easier to clean underneath them. #pebrobench
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    Image of SirFenwick SirFenwick
    04/14/09

    In reply to The Mist Bench Is Happy To See You
    How useful.
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    Image of Xeno Xeno
    04/14/09

    @SirFenwick: It's only art if it's only purpose is to be ascetically appreciated.
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    Image of Monty Monty
    04/14/09

    @Xeno wishes there was a preview button:

    It's only art if it's only purpose is to be ascetically appreciated.


    Damn it - I knew just calling the soft brown stuff art wasn't good enough. It doesn't look too bad in the halogen lights, though their is a strange odor which I have not found a long term solution for.


    Ignoring my typical terrible jokes (yes, that is what that was), I am not certain it is necessarily true that it is only art if appreciated. History is littered with artists that were not appreciated until years and sometimes decades later.

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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/14/09

    In reply to The Mist Bench Is Happy To See You
    So it's happy to see your giant posterior descending upon it?
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/20/08

    In reply to Park Bench-Sized Ghetto Blaster Plays Music Via Bluetooth
    I would like to see someone jamming with this heaved up on their shoulder while doing the funky beat walk down the street. Break their back AND go deaf all in one.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    11/20/08

    @Curves: Me Hulk! Hulk like kick it OLD SCHOOL!


    Hulk not like new hip-hop. Hulk not like boastful rappers. Hulk TUNE OUT during 90's East Coast/West Coast rivalry. Hulk have MUCH RESPECT for Public Enemy but Hulk never care for likes of Easy E. Hulk think that's when rap go bad.


    Hulk BEAT-BOX!!!!

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    11/20/08

    @OMG! Ponies!: Hulk know Easy E. not member of Public Enemy. Hulk know he part of NWA. Hulk use Easy E. as example of when rap decline.


    Hulk BEAT-BOX!!!!

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/20/08

    In reply to Park Bench-Sized Ghetto Blaster Plays Music Via Bluetooth
    This looks cooler than the Nokia music bench and at least it doesn't have some lame, guitar playing folk singer hanging all over it...
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    11/19/08

    In reply to Park Bench-Sized Ghetto Blaster Plays Music Via Bluetooth
    It's late and because I am in fact in Brooklyn, I get sleep. The rest of you guys - your license to ill is revoked. No sleep till Brooklyn.
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