Marvel Vs. Capcom 3. Halo: Reach. Pictures. Videos. Why are you still reading my lame intro? It's Friday, so I haven't been funny in at least 8 days. Read this good stuff instead:
Gears of War 3 is coming out—not until next year, but we still have some pictures and video and stuff. (Plus, much more in TWGSYCM!)
There are some things that occurred this week...notable things...notable things involving jet boats, bikini mini golf, lightsabers and sex game pranks.
I'm not gonna lie. The news on the upcoming Star Wars MMO isn't very big, I just really wanted to use this picture for the lead. But don't worry, lots of other good stuff inside this week's gaming stories:
We've all heard about the PlayStation Move by now, but a lot of other neat stuff happened this week in video games, including God of War III's release, Civ 5 details and...a Battlestar Galactica MMO??
I remember the good old days, when 2 or 3 guns was all a man needed.
Starcraft 2 is in beta and the impressions are rolling in. Aliens Vs. Predator has been reviewed. And the next Civilization game has a new, hexagonal combat system. Prepare for an information injection of painful (OK, slightly discomforting) proportions.
Bioshock 2 is out, genre-bender Heavy Rain has been reviewed and there's news on Fable III, Crackdown II and Alan Wake. So let's do this.
Star Trek Online? Iron Man 2 details? Mass Effect alien shagging? A new Sonic in 2D? Oh yes, friends. All this and more!
ZOMG. Is that Optimus Prime...on the iPhone??? This, and more stories from this week in video games:
Did you know that the Xbox could have been compatible with Dreamcast games? Sega offered Microsoft the opportunity. That, and more gaming stories you cannot miss:
Updates to Diablo II, porn star gamer dating tips and the total of taxpayer dollars going to funding the Army's video game—all great stories you can read over on Kotaku this week:
This is a Real Girlfriend. She's supposed to be attractive, sexy even. But running on a PC that can't handle the rendering, things go a bit Terminator 2. Other great gaming stories from this week:
Look, it's the box art from Star Trek Online (along with new screens and impressions)! Also read on for the latest infotainment regarding Diablo III, a Diablo clone, the Avatar game and, of course, Modern Warfare 2.
Whoa whoa whoa. Wait a second. Since when does Batman dress up in a cookies and cream batsuit? Unless he's chasing the Joker through a Nabisco factory, this ensemble simply cannot work.
Mass Effect 2 has a release date. Tim Schafer's rock masterpiece Brutal Legend is out, right along with Uncharted 2—one of the best PS3 titles to date. If Man's existence gets any better than this, we're missing something critical.
There were many, many interesting stories happening in the world of video games this week. From Wolverine claws appearing on PlayStation Home to these gross-looking beasts from the latest Final Fantasy, there's a lot to see over at Kotaku.
Tokyo Game Show, new Halo, Metal Gear and Call of Duty games, more on Project Natal...it's been a huge week in gaming, even beyond all the stuff that we reported. Here's the stuff you should be sure to read.
Let's face it, until we're holding one in our very own hands, lightsabers will never get old. And on a side note, and what's going on with Bioware's new Star Wars MMO?
Have you heard of Star Trek Online? No? Leave. And never come back. Or read about how you can apply for the closed beta to get back in our good graces...plus other gaming stories from Kotaku this week.