You know, not that I don't love and encourage the idea of free information, but if you guys compiled all of the Giz Explains articles you guys write into a print book, I would buy one.
Oh, oh, oh, I got one...Can Giz Explain why clip shows, such as ones for Friends and Seinfeld, are viewed as creatively lazy and uninteresting to the public, and if there is an equivalent of clip shows for blogs?
I think you guys totally missed the mark on your netbook predictions, I think you're ignoring a great deal of other improvements. What I'm seeing is a dual core atom, that is also smaller, more energy efficient, cheaper, with higher speed ram, cheaper SSD's of larger capacity, 32 gig microsdhc readers with hopefully readyboost and ssd-like implementation,longer battery life(carbon nanotube matrices?), brighter-cheaper-clearer-more-energy-efficient-OLED everything(?), lighter weight, and most importantly, AFFORDABILITY. They are pumping these things out, and mass economy which is going to be the primary concern next year what with the economy going to hell and laptops outselling desktops, they want to make these!
on a side note, last night I had a dream. It was the future. A lot of neat things happened but at one point in this future dream, I woke up and instead of putting my 2008 HTC phone in my pocket, I put a small penlike device into my shirt pocket, unclipped a small chip with a stickyness provided by nanohooks(a la a gecko's feet) and put it in my ear, while I put a small rectangular chip the size of a grain of rice on my lower left part of my neck, as a marrow-transducing mic, just like the silent mics in use by operatives. Then, I put in my pocket this clamshell that was like a minute laptop, powered by an Intel Fission processor, that had 4 physical cores, but 64 virtual cores on a 4 nm process chip that sucked power in from ambient radiative energy due to a fiber-based grid antenna that IS the chassis of this pocket-novel sized computer with a LED screen(LASER emitting diode). It had a small keyboard whose keys were flush, but with a flushness similar to the front of the HTC Diamond keys. However if you didn't want to dirty up the screen, the whole keyboard was a capacitative touch surface, with gestures. I wanted it the second I woke up...
As for these systems getting cheaper, I think that the cellphone-like subsidies around netbooks with 3G technologies will do little to bring these systems down in price—especially when you account for the exorbitant subscription costs. Hopefully the market holds out for less expensive wireless plans.
Oh I see what you guys are doing now! All the bad drive-the-share-price-down Apple rumors get posted by Jesus and all the good drive-the-share-price-up Apple rumors get posted onto the rest of the lineup. It's like a good-cop/bad-cop dichotomy.
Real convenient too. This way, when CNBC Senior Douchebag Jim Goldman goes off on a ragetastic conniption fit, Jesus can't be around to defend himself. Mark, you're better than that. As it says in the Bible in Letters 4:20 -
@OMG! New Year!: As each one of Jesus' words in the SJ article was worth over a million dollars in the market, I'm reminded of a passage from the Book of Job in the Old Testament (also, coincidentally, 4:20) that might also apply:
"Be not afraid of the bus that deigns drive over you, for the one whose words move millions drives the bus. And for the one whose words are 'does this bus go downtown,' forget not thy transfer at 86th Street."
- iPhone with better ARM processor. I don't care about the formfactor (small, large, keyboard, no keyboard), memory, or the sucky camera: Speed my shit up, damnit.
- Something... well anything from Microsoft that isn't garbage. I am still waiting to be blown away.
- 3G, 4G, I don't care. Just make your networks reliable, damnit.
@homerjay wants Boston Legal back!: i had the same thoughts! it reminds me of a rerun of Friends that was on the other(ish) day where Chandler gets a new laptop:
"Check out this awesome laptop. 12 megs of RAM; 500 megs of hard drive; and 28 kilobits per second modem."
granted that was like, 10+ years ago, but it mademe laugh!
I'm gonna have to agree with the poster above. I cannot see another iphone being released this year. The price of the new one is very low and there is still demand for it, I feel they can keep riding the train for the year.
09/08/09
Just sayin'. You know, think about it.
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@Scotland: Zing.
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01/08/09
And while I am asking stupid rhetorical questions ...
When was the last year that CES mopped up MacWorld? I mean really, without question, mopped up Macworld?
An impressive day.
Most impressive.
Then again, 90% of the flare came from one announcement. But, that is okay. That is how MacWorld works, too.
01/08/09
01/09/09
agreed. It is fucking sweet.
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01/01/09
on a side note, last night I had a dream. It was the future. A lot of neat things happened but at one point in this future dream, I woke up and instead of putting my 2008 HTC phone in my pocket, I put a small penlike device into my shirt pocket, unclipped a small chip with a stickyness provided by nanohooks(a la a gecko's feet) and put it in my ear, while I put a small rectangular chip the size of a grain of rice on my lower left part of my neck, as a marrow-transducing mic, just like the silent mics in use by operatives. Then, I put in my pocket this clamshell that was like a minute laptop, powered by an Intel Fission processor, that had 4 physical cores, but 64 virtual cores on a 4 nm process chip that sucked power in from ambient radiative energy due to a fiber-based grid antenna that IS the chassis of this pocket-novel sized computer with a LED screen(LASER emitting diode). It had a small keyboard whose keys were flush, but with a flushness similar to the front of the HTC Diamond keys. However if you didn't want to dirty up the screen, the whole keyboard was a capacitative touch surface, with gestures. I wanted it the second I woke up...
01/01/09
The current dual core Atom draws roughly twice the power of the single core Atom. That's bad news for battery life.
[www.pcpro.co.uk]
As for these systems getting cheaper, I think that the cellphone-like subsidies around netbooks with 3G technologies will do little to bring these systems down in price—especially when you account for the exorbitant subscription costs. Hopefully the market holds out for less expensive wireless plans.
01/01/09
01/01/09
I'm confused.
Are you saying you are on your flying car, waiting, for something...
Or you're waiting delivery of your flying car?
01/01/09
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01/01/09
Come to New York. Enjoy our sandy beaches and damned dirty apes. Just be careful - they can get a little chatty.
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Real convenient too. This way, when CNBC Senior Douchebag Jim Goldman goes off on a ragetastic conniption fit, Jesus can't be around to defend himself. Mark, you're better than that. As it says in the Bible in Letters 4:20 -
"Don't throw Jesus under the bus."
01/01/09
01/01/09
01/01/09
"Be not afraid of the bus that deigns drive over you, for the one whose words move millions drives the bus. And for the one whose words are 'does this bus go downtown,' forget not thy transfer at 86th Street."
01/01/09
- Something... well anything from Microsoft that isn't garbage. I am still waiting to be blown away.
- 3G, 4G, I don't care. Just make your networks reliable, damnit.
- No Zune phone (yet)
01/01/09
01/01/09
I predict that in 5 years we're going to look back on that line and laugh.
01/01/09
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01/01/09
"Check out this awesome laptop. 12 megs of RAM; 500 megs of
hard drive; and 28 kilobits per second modem."
granted that was like, 10+ years ago, but it mademe laugh!
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01/01/09
(and I will upgrade to it... 32GB would be nice).