mild is the wind
According to the manufacturer, the
Between the Sheet Fan will create a "cool personal microclimate between your bed sheets, allowing you to regulate your temperature as you sleep without disturbing a sleeping partner." In other words, its two "whisper-quiet" 12-volt fans will keep your private parts fresh or toasty, pushing nitrogen, hydrogen, oxygen and methane up the duvet for just $79.95. [
Skymall via
Random Good Stuff]