Maybe you aren't at work right now. Maybe you aren't wearing a suit. Maybe that giant polka dot bunny can't hear your thoughts. Maybe you just drank too much coffee.
Nyko's latest Wii's accessory just sounds like a joke. An awesome joke. Behold:
•Multiple LCD scoreboards
•Built-in fan to cool off your steamy gamer hands
•Chip & dip bowls
•Four cup holders, complete with freezable sleeves to cool them
Coca-Cola and Nestl will roll out Enviga in test markets in the Northeast US next month. The carbonated green tea-based beverage is supposed to be able to actually burn calories. Its blend of green tea extracts is said to boost metabolism, burning 50 to 100 calories per 12-oz serving. That'll cost you, though, about…