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A Pimp Named DaveR
09/03/09

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I'd let her play with my snake.

Heyo!
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GodivaOffspring
09/02/09

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This is not a Cisco ad. It was made by an aspiring director without our knowledge or participation. We have asked that our logo and affiliation be removed.

Thanks for your interest in Cisco. If you'd like to see actual Cisco ads, please go here:
http://www.youtube.com/cnordstr
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soggy_cheerio
09/02/09

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Snakes on a Dame.

Move along, nothing to see here.
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Avrus
09/02/09

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Nice "rack"
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Bos'un's Mate
09/02/09

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That's advertising Apple's new billion dollar server farm, right?
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Markarian
09/02/09

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I'm tired of these muthafuckin' snakes on this muthafuckin blog!
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BarrettWolf
09/01/09

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so, the fact that noticed that the snake was on a token ring rack is because I'm an old fart who used to work on same (and arcnet...cough). The fact that dingus noticed it means he's in the same boat as G-Ram.
:-)

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avconsumer2
09/02/09

@BarrettWolf: ahha... token ring networks - does this mean I'm an old fart too?
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reddingofish
09/02/09

@avconsumer2: The first job I had where I got a PC used token ring. It was awful. Whenever a node went down the whole network on the other side of that node went down too. It also took FOREVER to log in. I was so glad that my main computer was running Unix.
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ludwigk
09/01/09

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If you think about this metaphor for about half a second, your brain explodes.

Here we are in the cradle of creation, the garden of Eden, which is a cisco server room. Here the first man and woman, and Satan, who has taken the form of the snake, cavort and frolic until they are tempted by the forbidden fruit (also provided), at which point, they will become aware of their nakedness, and original sin, and to know pain and suffering and jealousy and all other human vices and weaknesses, and be cast out into the harsh real world where... erm... they're no longer locked in a server room? *kersplat*
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im.thatoneguy2
09/01/09

@ludwigk:
Here we are in the cradle of creation, innocent and ignorant of good and evil. Without this knowledge we are like children. Satan, who has taken the form of a snake tempts man and offers him the knowledge of good and evil.

Able to choose for himself man frees himself from the shackles imposed on him and escapes the garden prison. Free to learn and choose. Free to discover and explore. Man gains free will and he builds an empire. Perhaps some day he shall also become immortal and transcend free of his biological body to reach out across the universe.
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dingus
09/01/09

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The rack with the snake is full of token ring concentrators. With their famous hermaphroditic connectors. What's that supposed to mean?
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zenfluence
09/01/09

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Cisco = god? New to me
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something_unique_and_descriptive
09/01/09

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And this connects to their product how?

There isn't even a single shot of a switch or a router, nothing, just patch panels and a bunch of cables.
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Twenty5
09/01/09

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that was somehow disturbing. REALLY disturbing.
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macpatrik
09/01/09

@Twenty5: If that was disturbing to you, then you'll need counseling after you watch the Pre ads.
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92BuickLeSabre
09/01/09

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Yet another take on Skynet's origins?

God, T5 is gonna suck.
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G-Ram
09/01/09

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I like it. But I'm also just a horny guy who hasn't been laid in months, so that probably make my vote null. :/
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