Stop retweeting Justin Bieber's stupid mugshot already

Ryan Broderick is in hell now. I'm in hell now. You're probably in hell. Because hell is seeing everyone retweet the stupid mugshot of stupid Justin Bieber as he stupidly ruins his stupid life while stupidly thinking he's as cool as Johnny Cash. Poor delussional broken toy. » 1/23/14 11:28am 1/23/14 11:28am

Bieber Beef, Sagging Actors, and Other Stories We Didn't Post

So much news passes before our collective eyes every day that we couldn't possibly cover it all. Mostly because much of it isn't worth covering! But here are a some borderline tidbits we passed on, just in case. » 10/28/11 8:00pm 10/28/11 8:00pm

This Year's 10 Most Popular YouTube Videos In Under 90 Seconds

What were the ten most-watched YouTube videos of 2010? If I had my way it would just be the Bed Intruder song on repeat. But! Here's how it actually played out. » 12/13/10 1:00pm 12/13/10 1:00pm

Justin Bieber Got Kicked Off Facebook

There probably won't be riots over the fact that Justin Bieber was kicked off Facebook. That's because it wasn't the teenage heartthrob who lost access to the social networking site. Instead it was just an unfortunately named Florida resident. » 10/07/10 6:40pm 10/07/10 6:40pm

Justin Bieber Has Dedicated Servers at Twitter

Justin Bieber uses 3% of Twitter resources at any moment. According to a Twitter employee—talking to designer Dustin Curtis—Bieber has "racks of servers dedicated to him. I'm sure this will excite his haters (hello 4chan!) even more. Updated » 9/07/10 3:41pm 9/07/10 3:41pm

Justin Bieber's Failed Segway Getaway

American Canadian (!) Treasure Justin Bieber's physical well-being was endangered this week when his Segway failed to outrun a gawping throng of twelve year old girls. I've never been more thankful for the existence of video cameras. » 7/27/10 9:20pm 7/27/10 9:20pm