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Whoever Made This Has a Fever for Paintball


The weapons genius who created this gizmo to terrorize his friends in the paintball arena is, I'm sure, having a lot of fun. But is he happy? Does he have something else in his life apart from neon-splattered T-shirts that his long-suffering mother washes lovingly for him each week? Because, frankly, I wonder whether any woman—be she a major shareholder in Sherwin-Williams or merely desperate—could snuggle up to this... More »