Nintendo Bikini Requires Acquisition of Girlfriend or At Least Very…

Yes, my friends, someone has made a bikini that vaguely resembles a classic NES controller. And suddenly that topless beach sounds a whole lot less appealing. Of course, one day women will go nude except for a pair of gloves. And in that era, we'll be obsessed with thumb to index cleavage (making the Power Glove the… » 8/18/08 11:20am 8/18/08 11:20am

LG Seizes Bikini Phone As Opportunity To Put Models in Bikinis

What a brilliant idea by someone at LG to name their KF600-a phone we've covered before-the Bikini. What better way can you think of, besides more money, to convince your models to pose in Bikinis? None. None better. Just when we thought Samsung had the upper hand on shoehorning Korean ladies into product photos, LG… » 7/25/08 3:00pm 7/25/08 3:00pm

Inflatable Bikini Life Jacket Harnesses The Life-Saving Power of Boobs

The "Bay Watch" bikini life jacket concept is brilliant on three levels: It can help save lives, it is much more attractive to wear than traditional life jackets and your likelihood of being saved by a male lifeguard in the area probably increases ten-fold when you are wearing it. Plus, it looks as though there is… » 11/22/07 9:00am 11/22/07 9:00am

Malignant Mole Bikini Scares You Out of the Sun


Check out this Malignant Mole Bikini, whose ghastly melanomas begin to fade in as you get more and more sun exposure. It's designed by Fiona Carswell, the same guilt-inducing designer who brought us that Smoking Jacket that shows the effects of smoking on a pair of smoked-up lungs. What good is this bathing suit,… » 5/24/07 11:15am 5/24/07 11:15am