The book Obama's BlackBerry is on sale now, $11 at Amazon, and is consistently hilarious, as you can see from the (authorized) excerpts below. [Kasper Hauser]

Not only does it have his signature—there are other iPods by Donna karan, Marc Jacobs and Alice Temperley—it has ten of his favorite songs. Seeing as he's an old man and you (as a Giz reader) are probably not, your musical taste will probably not intersect with his.

Still interested? Bid here. [Ebay via TwentyFourBit via Cult of Mac via Macworld]

In 2006, we footed his outrageous $104,000 phone bill. We also paid for "the satellite TV in his office, complete with eight separate receivers and all the movie channels that come with the "entertainment package" at a cost of $1,800 per year.

Bill Clinton earns tens of millions of dollars each year in speaking fees alone. Should we be paying for his sex chats and Skinemax? [KHQ via Fark]

That's right, Steve gave Bill an iPhone as a gift, and who can blame him? Bill Clinton's great; he simply oozes charisma. Sure, he may have not known that oral sex constitutes sexual intercourse, but to hell with that—he has more character in the tip of his mischievous tongue than the current president does in his whole president shaped body. For that reason alone, we would gladly have Bill sign our iPhone. We would also gladly receive an iPhone from The Steve himself. Guys, if you're reading and struggling to get our Christmas present in check, the above should hold all the clues you need. [Bioffe]