If only Billy Mays were around to sell this thing to millions of people who are temporarily lulled into thinking it's something they're actually going to use.
I just watched the special on Discovery tonight. Say what you will about Mr. Mays, but this was a man who loved his family, loved his job, and never let wealth blind his golden heart. He wanted others to succeed just as he did, and he dedicated his life to giving hope to average joes with an above average idea. I just can't joke on this guy yet, he really was a hard working individual that was larger then life.
RIP Billy
@moozicmon: It's not really "joking", really. It's like a tribute. I mean, he had fun at his own expense many a time, which is the test of a true "great"(i.e. Sam Waterston doing Old Glory Robot Insurance or Patrick Stewart). His son has a twitter @YoungBillyMays , and he was retweeting peoples tributes to his Dad, some pure sympathy, others comedic poking, and he liked all the ones he re-tweeted.
Just please tell me I wasn't the only one weeping a little, especially seeing Sully getting emotional.
My Wife and I have a running joke (started quite some time ago) that Billy on TV was just being himself and that he would seduce his wife in exactly the same tone: NOW WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TAKE OFF THAT HOT LITTLE DRESS YOU ARE WEARING AND COME OVER HERE TO KISS ME. THEN I WANT YOU TO UNBUTTON MY JEANS, BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE...
"This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to be hard." - Mitch Hedberg
@bosskev: Seriously. Make fun of gold coffin "guy", but Billy Mays? I'm only saying thta b/c I'm watching his tribute. Not live and on CNN but on Discovery.
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE BILLY MAYS CAPS LOCK! HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE LOUD AND INTRUSIVE IN TELEVISION COMMERCIALS JUST LIKE ME BUT ONLY IN PRINT FORM? JUST USE THE BILLY MAYS CAPS LOCK, PREVIOUSLY AT $19.95, YOURS FREE WHEN YOU CALL IN THE NEXT TWENTY FOUR SECONDS. JUST REMEMBER, IF IT'S NOT THE BILLY MAYS CAPS LOCK, YOU'RE NOT TYPING LOUD ENOUGH!
I saw this on lifehacker and grabed it right away. Its very fun and novel. I am using it to grate the nerves of the overly uptight co-worker tonight. BILLY MAYS HERE!!
When that idiot came out with the iTie they should have cock punched him. He puts and 'i' in front of the word tie and thinks it's fashion gold. He's invested 30K into it and wants to market it for 70 dollars!!??!! I'll stick with a tie clip for the fraction of the price. It works with all the ties I already own and doesn't require me to upgrade my neckwear..
I hope it doesn't turn out that the luggage hitting him in the head is the cause of death. That would be an unbefitting way to go for someone larger than life.
On the other hand someone may now be inspired to design some gadget to keep luggage secured in overhead compartments, even during rough landings..
Oh and US Airways, you're name may end up being Billy Mays Airways after the lawsuit and trial...
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I want kids learning keyboarding in 2025 to ask their teacher what the Billy Mays key does and for that teacher to go "BILLY MAYS HERE!!"
And they will get the point, right away. It's no longer Caps Lock is cruise control for cool. It's BILLY MAYS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!
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that's weird - i read it in Patrick Stuart's voice.
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When that idiot came out with the iTie they should have cock punched him. He puts and 'i' in front of the word tie and thinks it's fashion gold. He's invested 30K into it and wants to market it for 70 dollars!!??!! I'll stick with a tie clip for the fraction of the price. It works with all the ties I already own and doesn't require me to upgrade my neckwear..
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On the other hand someone may now be inspired to design some gadget to keep luggage secured in overhead compartments, even during rough landings..
Oh and US Airways, you're name may end up being Billy Mays Airways after the lawsuit and trial...