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    Large Hadron Collider Overheats Due To Dropped Chunk Of Bread

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    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    11/06/09

    In reply to Large Hadron Collider Overheats Due To Dropped Chunk Of Bread
    It was a bird from the future! He's here to save us from ourselves. #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of Navin R Johnson Navin R Johnson
    11/06/09

    In reply to Large Hadron Collider Overheats Due To Dropped Chunk Of Bread
    There are several theories that suggest that time travel is impossible because every time a time machine is invented people go to the past and mess something up, which causes it never to be invented.

    So right after we discovered time travel someone went back in time and scared a crow eating a sandwich. The crow flew over a cooling vent and dropped bread into it and POOF no more time travel, yet again.
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    Image of RJackson RJackson
    11/06/09

    @Navin R Johnson: Well, the most accepted theories state time travel isn't yet in existence as both where travelling from and destination both need a functioning time machine.

    What you suggested is a paradox: Someone travels back in time to stop the creation of a time machine THUS stopping themselves travelling back in time THUS the time machine is created [repeat x infinite] #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of Navin R Johnson Navin R Johnson
    11/06/09

    @RJackson:
    "What you suggested is a paradox"

    Exactly my point. This very paradox is what keep the LHC from operating!

    If you believe that any time travel to the past would create such a paradox then it follows that any time line that contains an event which allows time travel to the past will have zero probability.

    Read: Novikov self-consistency principle

    [en.wikipedia.org]

    #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of dambo29: Rosa kicks butt! dambo29: Rosa kicks butt!
    11/06/09

    In reply to Large Hadron Collider Overheats Due To Dropped Chunk Of Bread
    Ooooops!

    #RosaRocks
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    Image of harin.sanghirun harin.sanghirun
    11/06/09

    In reply to Large Hadron Collider Overheats Due To Dropped Chunk Of Bread
    slashgear said it overheated from 1.9K to 8 K, OVERHEAT? that's -265.15 celsius, that's no overheat!
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    11/06/09

    @harin.sanghirun: If your core temperature went up 6.1k you'd be overheated too. #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of harin.sanghirun harin.sanghirun
    11/08/09

    @Geisrud: my core temp is running at smth like 40c it must go up to smth like 80-90c and it to be overheated #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of gregjc18 gregjc18
    11/06/09

    In reply to Large Hadron Collider Overheats Due To Dropped Chunk Of Bread
    If nature hates the higgs boson, then cant we just trick the universe into thinking we have no real desire to discover it?

    Theres a reason lots of scientific discoveries are "accidental"
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    Image of crapcakes crapcakes
    11/06/09

    In reply to Large Hadron Collider Overheats Due To Dropped Chunk Of Bread

    LHC's only weakness... #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of DustyButt™ DustyButt™
    11/05/09

    In reply to Large Hadron Collider Overheats Due To Dropped Chunk Of Bread

    What they didn't tell you was how big the bird was! #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of Illundiel Illundiel
    11/05/09

    In reply to Large Hadron Collider Overheats Due To Dropped Chunk Of Bread
    interestingly enough. and there might have been a story on giz about it, but 2 scientists theorized that bad luck caused by the "god particle" and a causal temporal paradox might cause future invents like this and the big bang theory. also, this isn't the first time something like this has happened with a super collider #lhcbaguetteincident
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    11/05/09

    @Illundiel: I prefer to believe that the cosmos thinks that Switzerland is jerks and is conspiring to screw them at every chance. First the US crackdown on Swiss bank account confidentiality. Now bread in the LHC. Next we'll find out that skiing causes ball cancer. #lhcbaguetteincident
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    11/05/09

    @dingus: it's actually funny and i have to find the article but i remember getting it from docarzt.com(i think). but they used an example for the US and other countries that had built or were building super colliders and weird stuff would just happen.
    in an unrelated note, i am an accountant and switzerland is being "more open" with their banking tax shelter regulations now...kind of #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of --Core-- --Core--
    11/05/09

    In reply to Large Hadron Collider Overheats Due To Dropped Chunk Of Bread
    Your shitting me right? This.. multimillion or billion dollar machine was shut down by bread? #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/05/09

    @--Core--: The death star was brought down by an exhaust port and an x-wing pilot. What do you think? #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of punkking1598 punkking1598
    11/05/09

    @Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: I Think Your A Little Obsessed With Star Wars
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/05/09

    @punkking1598: I am not the Star Trek Nerd you are looking for. You do not need to replay to this comment. (Waves hand) #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of crapcakes crapcakes
    11/06/09

    @Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: My comment from 3-posts-down called... #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis promoted this comment crapcakes was starred crapcakes was unstarred
    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/06/09

    @crapcakes: Yeah, and? #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of crapcakes crapcakes
    11/06/09

    @Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Nothing really. He was bored and just wanted to know what you were doing. That's all. #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/06/09

    @crapcakes: Responding with the first thing that came to my head, rather than look to see if someone had made the same/similar remark already? Got it! #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of crapcakes crapcakes
    11/06/09

    @Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: YES, SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (BTW, are we both joking? I can't tell.) #lhcbaguetteincident
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    11/13/09

    @Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: touché #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of crapcakes crapcakes
    11/05/09

    In reply to Large Hadron Collider Overheats Due To Dropped Chunk Of Bread
    That's all it took? Bread?! Did it fall into a small, thermal exhaust port, no bigger than 2 meters wide? #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of daqman daqman
    11/05/09

    In reply to Large Hadron Collider Overheats Due To Dropped Chunk Of Bread
    I work at a Department of Energy accelerator in the US. One day the power went out and the electrical experts investigated. Inside the megawatt transformer housing was a big burn mark on the metal wall. Square in the center was a shadow, of a cat. No sign of the cat, probably never will be either, all nine lives gone in one go. #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!
    11/05/09

    @daqman: I find your post quite amusing. #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of Striderg23 Striderg23
    11/05/09

    In reply to Large Hadron Collider Overheats Due To Dropped Chunk Of Bread
    God's way of telling them not to play God? #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of EpiphyteCorp. EpiphyteCorp.
    11/05/09

    @Striderg23: I think that the blood of Christ would have been much more damaging than the body.... just saying #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/05/09

    In reply to Large Hadron Collider Overheats Due To Dropped Chunk Of Bread
    The sky was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli! I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was soaring ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big chirp. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his flying. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great bird! Then from out of nowhere a huge gust of wind lifted me up, tossed like a cork and I found myself on top of the LHC face to face with the busbars. I could barely see from all of the wind blowing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand in and pulled out the obstruction!
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    Image of EpiphyteCorp. EpiphyteCorp.
    11/05/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "Is anyone here an Ornithologist?" #lhcbaguetteincident
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    11/05/09


    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of jmcm jmcm
    11/05/09

    In reply to Large Hadron Collider Overheats Due To Dropped Chunk Of Bread
    Has anyone read the article from the NYT about how two physicists wrote an article about how the higgs boson is so unstable it may be sabotaging the LHC from the future?

    Just saying...
    Statistically, a piece of bread could materialize out of thin air at some point somewhere if all of the right pieces of matter just happen to come together at the same time. With a little helping of crazy ape-sh*t from the future higgs boson, doesn't seem so far fetched does it.

    yeah, i guess it does. #lhcbaguetteincident
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    11/05/09

    @jmcm: Just read it. Not bad. [www.nytimes.com] #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of 32ndnote 32ndnote
    11/05/09

    @jmcm: Definitely has potential. It's probably only three more papers and two hundred years away from becoming a law of physics. #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of jmcm jmcm
    11/05/09

    @32ndnote:

    The best part about researchers is that even if they know it's bad (as in this case... a partical is coming from the future to stop its own existence, i mean cmon, if that doesnt put up red flags then I dont know what does) they keep at it until they know every little detail regardless of the consequences (nukes). #lhcbaguetteincident
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    11/05/09

    In reply to Large Hadron Collider Overheats Due To Dropped Chunk Of Bread
    Hey have you heard the word... about the bird... #lhcbaguetteincident
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