<![CDATA[Gizmodo: bitchcruiser]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: bitchcruiser]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/bitchcruiser http://gizmodo.com/tag/bitchcruiser <![CDATA[ Ride the Bitchcruiser Bike, But Wear Protection (NSFW) ]]> 8276_12.JPGOnce in a while we come across an invention that's so ludicrously chauvinist, even our testosterone-fueled rants sputter to speechlessness. Just check out the NSFW photos (and plenty of 'em) after the jump.

hump_lady_bike.jpgBid for your own bitchcruiser on eBay. You have until March 16th to open the auction for $2,303.81...you know, if your fantasy is riding around on the most tacky bicycles ever invented before being pulled to the ground and kicked in the testicles, repeatedly.
[ebay via randomgoodstuff]

]]> Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:33:34 EDT Mark Wilson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=366337&view=rss&microfeed=true