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Will The Wiimote Blend? (SPOILER ALERT: Yes.)

We're almost afraid to post this "Will It Blend" Wiimote edition video, as it's sure to reignite the wildfire of giggling commenters who scan every post to be the first to drop that trademark line. Maybe, due to the comment publishing lag, we'll even see two Will It Blends in a row, the ultimate Will It Blend faux pas. Three is not unheard of, but as we all know, whenever three douchebag comments hit at once we risk a black hole opening after the jump and sucking any scant intelligence not already lost to whippets and cellphone tumors.

In other words, enjoy. And some of you may want to avoid the comments until...ehh...July is probably safe. Actually, you'd better make it August. OK, September. 2009. [via Kotaku]

8:25 AM on Wed May 7 2008
By Mark Wilson
4,553 views, 35 comments

Latest by VENAT0R: i wonder if uncle fred would blend... more »

hardcore drinking

Drill Blender: If There is a More Masculine Way to Mix a Drink, I Haven't Seen It

What better way to retain your masculinity whilst preparing some fruity, girly, mixed drink than to put it in a specially designed blender that can be attached to a standard cordless drill? Perfect for use on a boat, on a construction site, or during any other manly activity. People will surely say, "look at that dude preparing an Appletini with a cordless drill. Damn that's rugged." Available for $28.95. [Product Page via Shiny Shiny]

5:30 PM on Fri Jan 11 2008
By Sean Fallon
7,491 views, 17 comments

Latest by N/A: crushing the ingredients to your apple-tini with your ego is manlier more »

vroom

Blender With Built-In Tachometer: How Fast Does It Blend?

We present the latest evolution in "Will It Blend?" technology: A 900-watt, 20,000-RPM blender with a built-in tachometer. Although I've been quite happy with my run-of-the-mill Cuisinart, I have slight gadget lust for the brushed steel-y, $134 L'Equip RPM blender and a pulsing desire to see how many RPMs it takes to liquefy my new GH controller. It's 2008's version of "How Many Licks?" [Tabletools.com via BBG]

5:20 PM on Wed Jan 2 2008
By matt buchanan
1,708 views, 15 comments

Latest by N/A: kind of old news .. www.withoutstyle.com covered it a little while ago here [www.withoutstyle.com] more »

brando

USB Blender Alarm Clock Mixes Worst of Eras

The USB Blender Alarm Clock was designed as the ultimate throwback gadget. Celebrating the the disco revolution by playing your favorite 70's jingles, co-workers will marvel at your sense of history. But the really acute among them will recognize that since USB gadgets are sort of the alarm clock gadgets (80s) of the new millennium, a USB alarm clock is your ultimate superfluous gadget stereotype. As for that blender...when Wednesday finally rolls around at the office, frozen cocktails can be a necessity. Oh, why the hell are we even trying to explain why they made this thing? It's not meant to make sense...we hope. [brando]

8:17 AM on Mon Oct 29 2007
By Mark Wilson
1,333 views, 3 comments

Latest by Worf: Does it blend ice? Might make enough of a racket to wake some people up... more »

gadgets

iPod + Blender + Blue Stuff = The Future of Blending

This morning on Good Morning America, that wonderful bastion of top-notch tech journalism, they showed off this sweet blender with "iPod-like" controls. Finally, a blender that is controlled in the same way as my music player! It only makes sense. I'm not sure if it still works if you're making drinks that aren't blue, but I guess it's worth a try. –Adam Frucci More »

4:45 PM on Mon Mar 12 2007
By Adam Frucci
2,410 views, 10 comments

Latest by StarChaser Tyger: Charlie Brown's uncle there.. and I too was hoping to see a smugpod die... more »

gadgets

DJ Rips-off Will it Blend, Ruins a Wiimote in the Process


I like to consider Will it Blend? the lifeforce of the Internet. So it is a damn shame when some lame-ass disc jockeys try to rip off the idea and blend a Wiimote in the famous BlendTec Blender. Seriously, how many listeners did you lose that day when you blended something over the air? The Wiimote blended, kind of. Oh, just watch the video. Thanks, John – Travis Hudson More »

2:00 PM on Thu Dec 21 2006
By Travis Hudson
281 views, 17 comments

Latest by spatchpatch: It's no Blendtek :) more »

gadgets

Crazy Blender Alarm Clock: Early Morning Brain Scrambler

Add this to our list of goofy alarm clocks, and this one looks like a blender that would have been used by the hepcats back in the 60s. It wakes you up by agitating its styrofoam beads and playing your choice of four absurd tunes. More »

11:16 AM on Thu Sep 21 2006
By Charlie White
1,817 views, 4 comments

Latest by Lammis: If only it was a real blender. Wake me up with a Margurita or at least a smoothy. more »

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Battery Powered Blender

What's a day at the pool without some daiquiris to go with? A boring day, that's what. Take this battery powered blender down with you to the beach and ensure you're never sober enough to care about the risks of skin cancer. More »

5:34 PM on Mon May 15 2006
By Jason Chen
2,974 views, 4 comments

Latest by ninjamurf: Felix is right, you can forget about margaritas and daiquiris. This is no where near enough power to blend more »