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    Cleaning Lady Scalped By Giant Meat Blending Machine

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/16/09

    In reply to Cleaning Lady Scalped By Giant Meat Blending Machine
    What the hell, Britain?

    Did the entire country eat a bottle of stupid pills? From now on, Britain is not allowed to make fun of America. Sure, we try to pass dumb anti-mermaid legislation and write god-awful "love" letters, but we don't get killed by machines.

    I'm beginning to think "Terminator:Salvation" would have been better if it wasn't dumbed down with an English meathead.
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    Image of Jim Topoleski Jim Topoleski
    07/16/09

    In reply to Cleaning Lady Scalped By Giant Meat Blending Machine
    I dont think she was "scalped." Reading it it seems she had the top of her head cut cleanly off, exposing her brain.

    As gruesome as it is, you can and many people HAVE lived after being scalped.
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    Image of Xeno Xeno
    07/16/09

    In reply to Cleaning Lady Scalped By Giant Meat Blending Machine
    I've never been so happy that a post didn't have a video in my entire life.
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    Image of J_Frank_Parnell J_Frank_Parnell
    07/16/09

    In reply to Cleaning Lady Scalped By Giant Meat Blending Machine
    Is there a comet passing close to the Earth? Quick, someone get Emilio Estevez on the phone!
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    07/16/09

    @J_Frank_Parnell: Maximum overdrive reference = +1
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    Image of SinisterBill SinisterBill
    07/16/09

    @J_Frank_Parnell: Hey Honey, this ATM just told me to go fuck myself!
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    Image of The-Simpsons-Rule!! The-Simpsons-Rule!!
    07/16/09

    In reply to Cleaning Lady Scalped By Giant Meat Blending Machine
    Oh man, it's official.
    THE MACHINES ARE RISING AGAINST US!!
    I'm just waiting to hear about a sex toy going batshit insane.
    Mr.Diaz, be very careful.
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    Image of Xeno Xeno
    07/16/09

    @The-Simpsons-Rule!!: I think you missed the story about the jigsaw sextoy accident.


    http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-T....html
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    Image of Nick Nick
    07/16/09

    In reply to Cleaning Lady Scalped By Giant Meat Blending Machine
    so, salad it is.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    07/16/09

    @Nick: My island name is Nicko: to bring everyone up to speed: i had spinach lasagna.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    07/16/09

    In reply to Cleaning Lady Scalped By Giant Meat Blending Machine
    In NJ, we had a 2nd guy fall into a vat of delicious chocolate and get killed just last week.
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    Image of OrbitalGun OrbitalGun
    07/16/09

    @SexWaxin'_GitEmSteveDave: That seems to me like the kind of thing that happens when a person finds a genie, and doesn't word his/her wish carefully enough. Kinda like something the Wishmaster would do.
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    Image of Dr. Evil Genius Dr. Evil Genius
    07/16/09

    @SexWaxin'_GitEmSteveDave: ...so, I am guessing he couldn't duplicate Peter Griffin's stunt of just consuming whatever was in the vat he fell in?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    07/16/09

    @Dr. Evil Genius: The beater in the tank conked him on the noggin. The first guy was asphyxiated by the chocolate.
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    Image of Dr. Evil Genius Dr. Evil Genius
    07/16/09

    @SexWaxin'_GitEmSteveDave: Still... If Peter could down a vat of lard, the first guy could have at least enjoyed the chocolate...

    ...as for the 2nd guy... that's a wrap!
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/16/09

    @SexWaxin'_GitEmSteveDave: That didn't happen. You were reading "Charlie & The Chocolate Factory" and daydreamed it.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    12/28/08

    In reply to "Will It Blend?" iPhone App: The Christmas Present Nobody Wanted
    When I first saw the picture, I thought it was Jim Baker, the televangelist of Jim and Tammy Faye infamy. I wondered why he is blending IPhones in prison.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    12/27/08

    In reply to "Will It Blend?" iPhone App: The Christmas Present Nobody Wanted
    Did they add some small text to the iPhone video which says "w/o battery"?
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    Image of Dave Bunting Dave Bunting
    12/18/08

    In reply to Lighters Will Blend, But Also Ultimately Pwn "Will It Blend" Blender
    You can't film in slo-mo, you can only film in real time. You can present in slo-mo.


    Just sayin'.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    12/18/08

    @Dave Bunting: The Grimace can.
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    12/19/08

    @Dave Bunting:
    Presenting slo-mo footage that doesn't look like you're watching a stack of flip-cards requires a high-speed camera which is specifically designed to film footage that will look slo-mo when run at a normal FPS. Therefore, you _can_ film in slo-mo. Sort of.
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    Image of PeterSimpson PeterSimpson
    12/18/08

    In reply to Lighters Will Blend, But Also Ultimately Pwn "Will It Blend" Blender
    I'm having some trouble understanding how the fuel got under the blender in the first place. The lighter(s) are in the blender, covered with a lid (which doesn't even blow off, as I would have expected, once the fireball reached the level of the lid). Those lids seal pretty well, as does the base assembly. So how does the fuel get to the level of the motor?


    I'm suspicious of something added to make the video more dramatic. Like some fuel gas blown into the base, maybe?

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    12/18/08

    @PeterSimpson: I agree. I can understand that the blender motor cools by taking air from under the base and funneling it past the motor and out the base. The only way this would not be Bravo Sierra is that butane is more dense than air. So if they blended it with the little cover on the lid off or replaced with a mesh screen, as it blended, the butane would fill the jug, and flow over the sides, and then get sucked into the motor. It would then get a spark from the motor spinning, and might result in what we see.
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    Image of ceilingFANBOY ceilingFANBOY
    12/18/08

    In reply to Lighters Will Blend, But Also Ultimately Pwn "Will It Blend" Blender
    This ranks right up there with trying to kill the ants in your vacuum cleaner with natural gas.
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    Image of Knirfie Knirfie
    12/18/08

    In reply to Lighters Will Blend, But Also Ultimately Pwn "Will It Blend" Blender
    This looks more like 100 lighters and a few bottles of lighter fluid.


    I've experienced often enough what happens when a lighter breaks or melts (in a fire). And the "explosion" is much smaller and gone within a fraction of a second.

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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    12/18/08

    @Knirfie:


    yeah but a regular lighter 'explosion' is just the release of the pressurized propane - even if you shoot a lighter, it tends to just release the gas, no ignite.


    I modify my lighters in a way that allows me to put a thick wire loop on them, so they hang with my keys, and every time i'm filing the requisite grooves into the side i always think, i should probably be wearing safety goggles.

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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    12/18/08

    @nutbastard: Don't blame me i voted for Ron Paul edition:


    apologies all around, it's too fucking early to read every single little word in all y'alls comments to avoid redundancies / idiocy.


    to the coffee with me.

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    Image of bboysca bboysca
    12/18/08

    In reply to Lighters Will Blend, But Also Ultimately Pwn "Will It Blend" Blender
    So...what WON'T blend?
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    12/19/08

    @bboysca:
    Mostly stuff that's too big to fit in the blender, or made of material that's harder than the blender blades. Like a depleted-uranium-clad tank.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    12/02/08

    In reply to At Gizmodo Gallery: A Live "Will It Blend?" Demo
    Any chance there will be a Rovio door prize?
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