The Gas-Powered Blender with Handlebars, For Guys Totally Secure in…

You're a big man, and you're so secure in your manhood that you're not afraid to proclaim your manliness in everything that you do just so everyone knows that you're a man. That's why you'll only make frozen mixed drinks with a blender powered by a 43cc 2-stroke engine that has handlebars for controls. That way, no… » 6/11/08 4:30pm 6/11/08 4:30pm

Blender With Built-In Tachometer: How Fast Does It Blend?

We present the latest evolution in "Will It Blend?" technology: A 900-watt, 20,000-RPM blender with a built-in tachometer. Although I've been quite happy with my run-of-the-mill Cuisinart, I have slight gadget lust for the brushed steel-y, $134 L'Equip RPM blender and a pulsing desire to see how many RPMs it takes to… » 1/02/08 5:20pm 1/02/08 5:20pm

Blendie 2000 Voice-Controlled Blender Does In Fact Blend (Video)

The geeks at MIT modded a blender so that it's controlled by the pitch and the intensity of your voice. Judging from the video, the louder and higher you growl, the faster the Blendie 2000 will whir. (We're not certain if other less freakish sounds will work.) Though I can't really see this taking off in most home… » 11/20/07 11:53am 11/20/07 11:53am

Will It Blend? Crazy Old Man Blends Everything in Powerful Blender


You know those late night infomercials where they cut a pair of shoes in half for no real reason? This is kinda like that, but just about a billion times cooler (estimating, of course). Blendtec is hawking a blender that they claim can blend pretty much anything under the sun like, "40 pens!" Their Web site has a… » 11/17/06 11:42am 11/17/06 11:42am