I prefer the deeper questions that this art raises:
Why should it blend? What purpose does blending have? When is it said to have blended? What does it mean to blend? Aren't we all blended? If it does not blend, is it valid? How can it be defined without discussing blending? Can it blend and still do more? Is there more to the blender than the blade; isn't the voidspace just as necessary to blending? If something is capable of blending, is it in and of itself a blender? Why isn't a food processor a blender even with a blend setting and a blade?
I'm OMG! Ponies! I hereby demand that you cease and desist using any exclamations on the internet which are composed of OMG! followed by a non sequitor. That is the trademarked intellectual property of me - OMG! Ponies!
Failure to comply with this demand will result in OMG! Litigation! by my team of OMG! Lawyers! and I will seek OMG! Damages! including, but not limited to OMG! Consequential Damages!, OMG! Treble Damages!, and/or OMG! Punitive Damages!, together with OMG! reimbursement of all OMG! Attorneys' Fees! associated with the OMG! Prosecution! of my OMG! Claim! against you.
That is all. Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
04/23/09
Why should it blend? What purpose does blending have? When is it said to have blended? What does it mean to blend? Aren't we all blended? If it does not blend, is it valid? How can it be defined without discussing blending? Can it blend and still do more? Is there more to the blender than the blade; isn't the voidspace just as necessary to blending? If something is capable of blending, is it in and of itself a blender? Why isn't a food processor a blender even with a blend setting and a blade?
04/23/09
I can't say I'd be impressed if my three year old sister made those.
But I realize that's not the point. It's art. OMG. Art.
04/23/09
I'm OMG! Ponies! I hereby demand that you cease and desist using any exclamations on the internet which are composed of OMG! followed by a non sequitor. That is the trademarked intellectual property of me - OMG! Ponies!
Failure to comply with this demand will result in OMG! Litigation! by my team of OMG! Lawyers! and I will seek OMG! Damages! including, but not limited to OMG! Consequential Damages!, OMG! Treble Damages!, and/or OMG! Punitive Damages!, together with OMG! reimbursement of all OMG! Attorneys' Fees! associated with the OMG! Prosecution! of my OMG! Claim! against you.
That is all. Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
- Ponies