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    Vidro Floor Fireplace, Optionally Fueled by Coffee Table Books

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/26/09

    In reply to Vidro Floor Fireplace, Optionally Fueled by Coffee Table Books
    It's all fun and games until the cat gets burned...
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    Image of Papsky Papsky
    03/26/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: unless you asian... then its dinner time!

    i kid, i kid!
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    Image of Naoki - Photoshop Ninja Naoki - Photoshop Ninja
    03/26/09

    @Papsky: I'm asian... and we eat dogs thank you very much
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/26/09

    @Naoki - Photoshop Ninja: Here's how I think about animals:


    F = T/(Sa-Po) - C (GUP)


    F represents Food. C is "Cuteness"; T is Tastiness; Sa is Socially Acceptable and Po is Poisonousness. GUP is General Use as Pet.


    If the tastiness is greater than the cuteness, chances are, the animal is food. Baby cows are cute. But veal piccata is delicious. Therefore, baby cows are food.


    Cats may be tasty. But they are frakkin adorable and are generally kept as pets. Therefore, cats are not food.


    You also need to factor in the social acceptability and dangers of eating the animal. It is not currently that socially acceptable to eat fried chicken rectums (at least not Stateside). Some Koreans consider it a delicacy. However, "chicken shitholes" are not food.


    Fugu is a delicacy. It can also kill you horribly. It is therefore not food.

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    Image of Monty Monty
    03/26/09

    In reply to Vidro Floor Fireplace, Optionally Fueled by Coffee Table Books
    [www.monty.ws]
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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    03/26/09

    In reply to Vidro Floor Fireplace, Optionally Fueled by Coffee Table Books
    Boring ethanol flame * amount of fun involved = 0


    Rice Crispies ain't the only things in which I want snap crackle pop.

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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/26/09

    In reply to Vidro Floor Fireplace, Optionally Fueled by Coffee Table Books
    You know I can't photo shop my meat of choice on this. That would get me banned for sure!
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    Image of Mark Wilson Mark Wilson
    03/26/09

    @Software_Goddess: There's a fine line between sexy and completely gross, and I fear that you just crossed it.
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/26/09

    @Mark Wilson: You are only saying that because you don't want to see your meat on that thing. Ouch
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    Image of Mark Wilson Mark Wilson
    03/26/09

    @Software_Goddess: No no. Believe it or not, most people would consider a penis, basted in its own fluids while charring over open flame to be an unappetizing image.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    03/26/09

    In reply to Vidro Floor Fireplace, Optionally Fueled by Coffee Table Books
    with the right parents i believe you will see little timmy roasting over that open flame. i remember hitting my head on my parents coffee table. i can only imagine what this sucker has in store for us.
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    Image of N@tedog N@tedog
    03/26/09

    In reply to Vidro Floor Fireplace, Optionally Fueled by Coffee Table Books
    Look at the dimensions: H 22.5 cm, W 85 cm, D 30 cm.


    This 'coffee table' would be a decoration on most other coffee tables.

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    Image of CrashingOut CrashingOut
    03/26/09

    In reply to Vidro Floor Fireplace, Optionally Fueled by Coffee Table Books
    ummm wtf.....ethanol? What about combustion, and all the carbon output associated with it? Forgive me but I see this thing as being as dirty as MY fireplace in a few weeks, if it hasn't already deposited 10 pounds of carbon black on your ceiling.
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    Image of CrashingOut CrashingOut
    03/26/09

    @CrashingOut: ok, clicked on the link, and I still see carbon dioxide as the remaining element. STILL NOT PRACTICAL. Elevated Carbon Dioxide levels = unhealthy
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    Image of Nick Nick
    03/26/09

    @CrashingOut: buy a fern
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    Image of Gann Gann
    03/26/09

    @CrashingOut: That's exactly why these are illegal in many countries and states, and are the target of quite a few lawsuits.
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