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    Can Your Body Be A Battery?

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    Image of valkilmerisawful valkilmerisawful
    11/16/09

    In reply to Can Your Body Be A Battery?
    Where's the Carl Sagan autotune now? Come one, we all know that anaerobic glycolysis would fill a thousand 500-page volumes via "Cosmos". Now I want to hear the autotune version, please. #bloodbatteries
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/16/09

    In reply to Can Your Body Be A Battery?
    I get a strange vision of a combination IPhone and Vampire. #bloodbatteries
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    11/16/09


    @Curves: #bloodbatteries
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    11/16/09

    @Gann: Let me try that again
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/16/09

    @Gann: IDrac App. I can see that getting approved. #bloodbatteries
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    11/16/09

    @Curves: It goes without saying, that app would suck. #bloodbatteries
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    11/16/09

    @Gann: You win. ;) #bloodbatteries
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    Image of Xagest Xagest
    11/16/09

    In reply to Can Your Body Be A Battery?
    I'm imagining the irony of having a device in your body to fight diabetes.

    It'd be a device that is powered by glucose to process glucose.... #bloodbatteries
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    Image of Calzo Calzo
    11/16/09

    In reply to Can Your Body Be A Battery?
    I'm shocked that someone would think of this. #bloodbatteries
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    Image of The Lab The Lab
    11/16/09

    In reply to Can Your Body Be A Battery?
    From the article "their waste products will need to be removed without allowing any harmful substances to leach out into the blood stream". That could mean that, while the metabolic waste itself may not be harmful, other components of the battery may be.

    From the limited amount I know about yeast, I don't believe they produce anything that our livers can't handle. #bloodbatteries
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    Image of newgalactic newgalactic
    11/16/09

    In reply to Can Your Body Be A Battery?
    Humans as living batteries? I don't like where this is going.

    Considering the fear/joy which resulted from a simple math equation like E=mc², we should think on this one.

    ...never mind "The Matrix", fear Exxon. #bloodbatteries
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    Image of :negated: :negated:
    11/16/09

    In reply to Can Your Body Be A Battery?
    If you're using yeast to process glucose, the waste product is going to be ethanol.
    I'm pretty sure I'm not alone here, but I for one would certainly pay good money for a device that charges batteries and intoxicates at the same time. #bloodbatteries
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    11/16/09

    @negated: has star powah: But sometimes my toilet needs to be hugged. What will I ralph up? #bloodbatteries
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    11/16/09

    @Calzo: duracells #bloodbatteries
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    Image of Zerod Zunaro Zerod Zunaro
    10/30/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Potion Review: Mmm, True Blood
    "And it tastes like Hawaiian punch, spiked with caffeine, Twilight fangirl tears and mascara."

    That's well enough for me to never drink that weird thing. #blood
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    Image of rrwakc rrwakc
    10/30/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Potion Review: Mmm, True Blood
    anyone of you heard about GUARANA? I use it when Im studying allnighter and is the best thing i ever tried.
    You can get it in plain powder, capsules or even some drinks. And it keeps you up for 6 HOURS and more(just don't take another dose when it starts to wear off, cause you wont be sleeping that night)
    OH and it tastes like shit, specially the powder. mix it with some yogurt to kill little of taste(just a teaspoon is enough) #blood
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    SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! promoted this comment rrwakc was starred rrwakc was unstarred
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    10/30/09

    @rrwakc: Guaraná is a brazilian thing, I don't thing that many people outside of Brazil knows about it.
    I never had guaraná powder, only guaraná soda. And it must be Antarctica, not that Kuat bullshit. #blood
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    10/30/09

    @SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!: bawls has guarana. that's the only energy drink that actually makes me wired. also, it's not just a brazilian thing. #blood
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    Image of SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
    10/30/09

    @bobojuice: Oh well, LOL, ok then. Living and learning. #blood
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    10/30/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Potion Review: Mmm, True Blood
    Iron, eh? Good for females one week out of four, I'd think. #blood
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    Image of SplotchEleven SplotchEleven
    10/30/09

    @philibuster: Mmm period jokes. yum. #blood
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    SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! promoted this comment SplotchEleven was starred SplotchEleven was unstarred
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    10/30/09

    @SplotchEleven: I hope that this thing don't taste like it. #blood
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    Image of thepeopleselbow thepeopleselbow
    10/29/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Potion Review: Mmm, True Blood
    A creepy product review that Frucci wasn't involved in? Primo cajones, Matt. #blood
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    Image of matt buchanan matt buchanan
    10/29/09

    @thepeopleselbow: fuck you, I'm going to bite your neck now.

    and your ear. there's creepy for you. #blood
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    Image of thepeopleselbow thepeopleselbow
    10/29/09

    @matt buchanan: I vontu bite yorrneck bleau bleau :P #blood
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/29/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Potion Review: Mmm, True Blood
    Maybe I'll buy a few and stock the office freezer with them. #blood
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    Image of Philip Han Philip Han
    10/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: No one will fall for it though...

    Everybody will be like, MHMMM! It's that Hawaiian punch, spiked with caffeine, Twilight fangirl tears and mascara tasting Blood Energy Potion!

    There goes $4 a pop. #blood
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/29/09

    @Philip Han: They're old non-geeky lawyers that have no idea what Twilight is, and are hitting their high 60's or early 70's. They most certainly will fall for it. #blood
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    Image of denisnossevitch denisnossevitch
    10/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: 70 year old vampires? Now that's a Twilight movie I want to see! #blood
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    Image of Philip Han Philip Han
    10/30/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I thought you worked @ Gizmodo?

    I'm not new here, I'm just new to commenting. #blood
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/30/09

    @Philip Han: People think that often, cuz I'm a rampant comment whore. #blood
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    Image of Philip Han Philip Han
    10/30/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: You get paid to comment? #blood
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    Image of Zanzan42 Zanzan42
    10/29/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Potion Review: Mmm, True Blood
    If you want the viscosity, just add some Karo syrup (same stuff they use for blood in the movies). That'll thicken (and sweeten) it right up!

    For the true caffeine lover, they should ship it with an actual IV needle so you can pump it directly into your veins instead of using your stomach as the middleman. #blood
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    Image of Thee Sea Thee Sea
    10/29/09

    @Zanzan42: Yeah, enjoy your diabetes.

    Seriously, Karo syrup is just HFCS in a freakin' bottle. #blood
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    Image of B52HVet B52HVet
    10/29/09

    @Thee Sea: Yeah...that's why it is marketed as corn syrup...even says it on the label. I use it in my kitchen occasionally, but at work (in a restaurant) we use it quite often instead of sugar. #blood
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    10/29/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Potion Review: Mmm, True Blood
    i just start every day with an almost imperceptible dose of LSD. really, it only ends up costing like 50 cents a day, so it's actually cheaper than coffee. problem is that after a few years, goblin pen smoke runs copper eat love, and that can be a problem. #blood
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/29/09

    In reply to Blood Energy Potion Review: Mmm, True Blood
    I'll just stick with my usual combo: Coffee+Red Bull+5 Hour Energy=Enjoy the Ride. #blood
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