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This is What Fellating a Microphone Sounds Like (NSFW)

Jason Chen — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:20:00 EST

The age old question of "what a microphone would sound like if it were fellated by a woman" has now been answered by this lovely lady (Wojciech Kosma?), as she performs at an art opening. She's been taking her act all around the world, as evidenced by her previous videos doing exactly the same thing, which we've taken the courtesy of embedding after the jump. Look at it as a PSA; kids now have no need to fellate a recording instrument to hear what it sounds like. Other gadgets though, like Bluetooth headsets and AC adapters, are still up for grabs. [Buzzfeed via Boing Boing Gadgets]

How to Peel an Egg in No Time at All

AddyDugdale — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:02:05 EDT

We may not be able to tell our readers how to suck eggs, but allow us to tell you how to blow one. [LiveLeak]

Pink Japanese Blowjob Machine

Brian Lam — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:49:32 EDT

I've been debating whether or not to post this thing, but what the hell, you're all grown-ups.

Last time I was in Akihabara, I'd found a 7-story sex store filled with the usual DVDs, mags, fetish gear and cosplay outfits. After floor 2, my eyes just glazed over, senses overloaded. But you don't start hiking up Everest with the intent of half-assing, so I kept on going. On floor 5, I noticed what looked like a bright pink projector in the store window. But instead of a lens, the machine had a faux-flesh orifice with "Heaven" scrawled across the side. And instead of a lightbulb, it seemed to have a motor churning away, tirelessly. Then I noticed lots of disposable looking canisters around with different textured interiors. Aha, a bright pink japanese blowjob machine. Cool.

One geek thought occurred to me after the typical male ones: I bet this could be rigged into an automatic cellphone cleaning mechanism.–Brian Lam