Remember that blizzard that made New York look like a snow zombieland? Yeah, that wouldn't have happened if we had used this beast. It's a 2000HP monster snow blower that can clear 10,000 tons of snow per hour. Watch:
While everyone else is getting drunk, doing all kinds of exotic drugs and making out, you could ring in the new year with a breath-powered virtual new year's horn for your iPhone. But don't.