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    The Blowguard Keeps Teeth Away From Penises (NSFW)
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    Image of Curves Curves
    02/24/09

    In reply to The Blowguard Keeps Teeth Away From Penises (NSFW)
    Is this like training wheels or something? I can think of 2 reasons why this would be needed: 1-Overly blessed with penis (yeah, keep thinking that one) or 2-she doesnt really want to be doing it, so she is finding ways to make you not want her to do it any more.
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    Image of dirtybacon dirtybacon
    02/24/09

    In reply to The Blowguard Keeps Teeth Away From Penises (NSFW)
    Dear Fleshbot,


    Please contact me for assistance in reviewing this product.


    Signed,

    Dirtybacon

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga
    02/24/09

    In reply to The Blowguard Keeps Teeth Away From Penises (NSFW)
    Well, I have a convenient "clit slit" carved out in my teeth, thanks to my last Ex.
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    Image of Toshie Toshie
    02/24/09

    In reply to The Blowguard Keeps Teeth Away From Penises (NSFW)
    Version 1.0 needed some revisions...


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    Image of The-Simpsons-Rule!! The-Simpsons-Rule!!
    02/24/09

    @Toshie: HAHAHA that one really made me laugh out loud.
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    Image of schpeen schpeen
    02/24/09

    In reply to The Blowguard Keeps Teeth Away From Penises (NSFW)
    Dont nick his dick...just savour the flavor. How would you like to be the one who came up with that marketing idea....how proud you would be.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/24/09

    @schpeen: I'm thinking it would be more like, just slobber the knobber since using this product will most likely cause excessive drooling..
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    Image of draiko draiko
    02/24/09

    In reply to The Blowguard Keeps Teeth Away From Penises (NSFW)
    For when blowjobs are like boxing matches?


    No more Cheesegrater girlfriends!


    Get a Blowjob from grandma, without the grandma!


    Ok, I'm done.

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    02/24/09

    @draiko: That reminds me. Tell your Grandma I said 'Hi'...
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    Image of Trowble (XBL/PSN) Trowble (XBL/PSN)
    02/24/09

    In reply to The Blowguard Keeps Teeth Away From Penises (NSFW)
    Someone please give this dentist a Pulitzer, a yacht, Nobel Peace Prize, Key to the City of New Jersey (ok, maybe not NJ) or something of equal significance!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga
    02/24/09

    @Trowble (XBL/PSN): There is no city named NJ in NJ. We aren't that backwards. Now New York on the other hand....
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    Image of Trowble (XBL/PSN) Trowble (XBL/PSN)
    02/24/09

    @OscarWinner_GitEmSteveDave: Ok, I was trying to get at Trenton, but hey leave New York out of this! Not cool man, not cool. Haha... :P
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    Image of Trowble (XBL/PSN) Trowble (XBL/PSN)
    02/24/09

    @Trowble (XBL/PSN): Also, I think Trenton is the capital of New Jersey, but I'm not 100% on that.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/24/09

    @Trowble (XBL/PSN): Keep it up and we'll give you the key to Jersey City...
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    02/24/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: Give? I picked up three illegal copies off of the street and had a locksmith call me up offering to make me another, just last week. And I live in New York.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/24/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Ok, well that makes you the Mayor then...
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    02/24/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: Sweeeeeeeeeeet.


    Wait. Oh no you didn't!


    You almost tricked me.


    Take your damned keys. I'm no fool.

     Reply
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    Image of Aeroracere Aeroracere
    02/24/09

    In reply to The Blowguard Keeps Teeth Away From Penises (NSFW)
    this is why you shouldn't wrap your penis in bacon.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    02/24/09

    @Aeroracere: But where else will I store my bacon?
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    02/24/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: I use mine as a wallet.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    02/24/09

    In reply to The Blowguard Keeps Teeth Away From Penises (NSFW)
    But what if you LIKE teeth being used? Not that I uh, like such a thing mind you. Just you know, uh, kind of asking.
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    Image of go2hellyo go2hellyo
    02/24/09

    @Lite: supports Bacon Salt...And so should you.:


    Can you imagine the chick saying hold on, reaches into her drawer, pulls the mouth piece out and mumbles **do ewww wannnn meee schukk er diccc" Umm what did you say??

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    02/24/09

    @go2hellyo: Yeah, you're right. This thing has a bit too much of the homoerotic having the captain of the football team go down on you tied to it.


    Seriously, anyone ever tried to talk w/ a football mouthpiece in? This is really not going to be any different.

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    Image of Gann Gann
    02/24/09

    @Lite: supports Bacon Salt...And so should you.: With the guard on one side and teeth on the other, you could have the best of both worlds.
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    Image of Nutchromeo Nutchromeo
    02/24/09

    @Lite: supports Bacon Salt...And so should you.: Your partner trying to speak to you while performing above mentioned fellatio may be the root of the problem yet.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/24/09

    @Lite: supports Bacon Salt...And so should you.: Or you could just take a PedEgg to your junk...
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    02/24/09

    In reply to The Blowguard Keeps Teeth Away From Penises (NSFW)
    I wonder if it's ribbed on the outside.
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    Image of alexmg2420 alexmg2420
    02/24/09

    In reply to The Blowguard Keeps Teeth Away From Penises (NSFW)
    So what does the VagGuard look like? A funnel??
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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    02/24/09

    @alexmg2420 Loves his WinMo: No, but the male kit for the VagGuard include does include a map and a timer.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    02/24/09

    @BeautifulAgony: Ummm...just curious, but what kind of timer?
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/24/09

    @BeautifulAgony: Timer? What, are you in a hurry?
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/24/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Egg timer of course..
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    02/24/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: *whew*


    Wait...soft boiled or hard boiled????

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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    02/24/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Kin dof like this prototype we're testing...



    Remarkably effective in clinical trials, so far...

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    Image of babs1602 babs1602
    02/24/09

    In reply to The Blowguard Keeps Teeth Away From Penises (NSFW)
    best gadget ever!!!
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    Image of citizen024 citizen024
    02/24/09

    @babs1602:

    those rubber wedged that dentists use to force to keep the mouth open probably work better.


    As for the price of this, WTF?! you can get a good moth-guard for $5 at any MA store.

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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    02/24/09

    @citizen024: I'm not sure what dental wedges have to do with your particular problem, but:


    a) I've never been able to find an individual Moth Guard for less than $9.99.

    b) Your problem is easily solved by doing it inside and taking better care of your sweaters.

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