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Samsung Blue Earth Phone: Solar Powered and Made from Water Bottes
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02/12/09
02/12/09
No need for an app. 17.
That's right, friskykegs. You, personally--by using your iPhone and by refusing to walk but instead drive--you have killed exactly 17 trees. (18 if you count the Henderson's shrub.)
We've been keeping tabs on you, friskykegs, and will continue to do so as long as is necessary. You've been warned.
Oh, and your missing Queen: Greatest Hits CD? Quit whining. It's under the third couch cushion.
02/12/09
02/12/09
Walking instead of driving increases trees because retired autos can be used as planter boxes.
02/12/09
BLam: "Dammit, my battery is dead."
Frucci: "Dude, just give it to Chen."
BLam: "Aww man, not that again."
Frucci: "Look, it's your dead battery not mine."
Cut to shot of BLam handing phone to Chen. Chen and BLam exchange a knowing nod before donning sunglasses. Chen unzips pants *cut camera angle to BLam's face where Pulp Fiction-esque glow shines*
Chen: "OK man, your phone has just been pantsed. It should be ready and sweaty for you in about 2 minutes."
02/12/09
02/12/09
Being a litte meodramatic, woudn't you say?
02/12/09
02/12/09
Good ord, sette down!
02/12/09
02/12/09
I'm glad to have another reason to use my transparent hand though, I haven't used it since I was a kid for cheating at hide-and-seek.
02/12/09
02/12/09