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Homeland Security Wants To Use Your Foul Stench as a Lie Detector
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Let's say you come upon a fragrant individual. Ask him if he used deodorant that day. If he says yes, he's lying.
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Yes. According to our computer it's your acting ability. You're lying about it.
Damn!
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It's the Rock's agent, when he suggest that he do Shakespeare, that smells like teen spirit. Or laughs his ass off. Or both.
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Now THAT would smell.
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The Stasi(East German Secret Police) had a library consisting of sterile sealed glass jars with scent pads/samples which were collected from people. They were hoping to develop the ability to judge who may have done something by their unique aroma. I forget the exact figures, but after the wall fell, they found something like an entire floor of these jars with peoples names on the labels.
If anyone knows more facts, or I got something wrong, please correct.
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Why are you wearing all that deodorant sir... Have you got something to hide?
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