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    Homeland Security Wants To Use Your Foul Stench as a Lie Detector

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    03/11/09

    In reply to Homeland Security Wants To Use Your Foul Stench as a Lie Detector
    Did Princess Leia help them with this??
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/11/09

    In reply to Homeland Security Wants To Use Your Foul Stench as a Lie Detector
    Of course you can detect lies using BO.


    Let's say you come upon a fragrant individual. Ask him if he used deodorant that day. If he says yes, he's lying.

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    03/11/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Or maybe he needs stronger deodorant..
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    03/11/09

    In reply to Homeland Security Wants To Use Your Foul Stench as a Lie Detector
    Well, Mr. Poet, either you were the second gunman on the grassy knoll, or your had broccoli and bratwurst for lunch.
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    03/11/09

    In reply to Homeland Security Wants To Use Your Foul Stench as a Lie Detector
    Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?!


    Yes. According to our computer it's your acting ability. You're lying about it.


    Damn!

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    03/11/09

    @NoO&A_GitEmSteveDave: No, if you believe it's true you won't be a stinking liar.


    It's the Rock's agent, when he suggest that he do Shakespeare, that smells like teen spirit. Or laughs his ass off. Or both.

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    03/11/09

    @junyo: A bit of movie trivia, if you freeze frame the second Jurassic Park movie while the T.Rex is tearing up what is alleged to be San Diego but which is actually downtown Burbank, you will see a movie poster for "King Lear" starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.


    Now THAT would smell.

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    03/11/09

    In reply to Homeland Security Wants To Use Your Foul Stench as a Lie Detector
    Well, I thought I would add this as I am a repository of useless knowledge.


    The Stasi(East German Secret Police) had a library consisting of sterile sealed glass jars with scent pads/samples which were collected from people. They were hoping to develop the ability to judge who may have done something by their unique aroma. I forget the exact figures, but after the wall fell, they found something like an entire floor of these jars with peoples names on the labels.


    If anyone knows more facts, or I got something wrong, please correct.

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    03/11/09

    @I♥Hannah_GitEmSteveDave:
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    03/11/09

    @I♥Hannah_GitEmSteveDave: Looks as though we've found the source of Vince Offer's ShamWOW private reserve.
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    03/11/09

    @Kaiser-Machead v. 0.9 Beta: A nice aged ShamWOW, something stored in an oak barrel for 5 to ten years, is such a treat to use while cleaning up soda, blood, and semen spills.
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    03/11/09

    @zenpoet: Someone say hooker blood? Soft enough to caress a baby, strong enough to smother it.
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    03/11/09

    In reply to Homeland Security Wants To Use Your Foul Stench as a Lie Detector
    All homeless people are pathological liars.
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    03/11/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Maybe. Or maybe it's the rest of the population that are liars.


    Why are you wearing all that deodorant sir... Have you got something to hide?

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    03/11/09

    In reply to Homeland Security Wants To Use Your Foul Stench as a Lie Detector
    If there was anything to this, dogs would have figured it out long ago.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
    03/11/09

    @Eauboy: Well, they mostly smell "fear". My Ex raises Seeing Eye puppies. She had a German Shepard her first year, and she would be in class with Al asleep under her desk, and people would see him after like 15 minutes and start freaking out. He'd still be just laying there, oblivious.
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